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Postby DungeonMasterOne » 09 Feb 2008, 00:29

stonecastle wrote:<censored>


Oh dear, looks like someone's been at the brandy again...

(Loved your followup Candy btw! :D )
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Postby Mike Nomic » 09 Feb 2008, 00:37

stonecastle wrote:Candy why not get another woman to take big mouthfuls of custard and then spit it in your face until you are covered in it. :D


SPIT!?!? Surely, saliva is a human bodily fluid, which you recently condemned as being disgusting things with which to Splosh!

Get a life!
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Postby dirtydids » 09 Feb 2008, 01:00

stonecastle wrote:Candy why not get another woman to take big mouthfuls of custard and then spit it in your face until you are covered in it. :D



Well that just about sums it all up in my opinion, No wonder Stonecastle cannot chat girls up if he can suggest things like this.
Having met her :D :D Candy is the LAST person i would imagine anyone would wish to spit at.

As Mike has already said "Get a Life"you are one sad individual so far as i am concerned. :evil:

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Postby Devo77 » 09 Feb 2008, 01:46

Great pics Candy Custard!
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Postby splat182002 » 09 Feb 2008, 02:13

Everytime Stonecastle makes an outrageous comment we then have another 5 pages of replies castigating him which, in truth, bores the pants of me, and, I am sure, most other people. Also it takes us completely away from the original thread which is completely unfair to the original poster.
Its really quite simple. Give him a red card and ban the tosspot. Personally, I think he is a very rude, arrogant and ignorant twerp.
By God I feel better having said that :lol:
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Postby DecadentDoll » 09 Feb 2008, 04:03

Hmmm.

I am of the same opinion. At first it was fun, sort of a village idiot gag. now it's all pity, anger and frustration....

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Postby NX » 09 Feb 2008, 04:06

Great pics, so liked the greek yoghurt, bet you look great smothered in it, though I think you and DD both topless and smothered in mess would be good. Love to see you in shaving foam, sometime, just straight out the can or is that too kinky! :lol:

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Postby matt2matt2002 » 09 Feb 2008, 09:37

splat182002 wrote:Everytime Stonecastle makes an outrageous comment we then have another 5 pages of replies castigating him which, in truth, bores the pants of me, and, I am sure, most other people.
Its really quite simple. Give him a red card and ban the tosspot. Personally, I think he is a very rude, arrogant and ignorant twerp.
By God I feel better having said that :lol:


I'm really a very liberal nice kinda guy - but there comes a time when enough is enough.

Will we miss him?

Nope

red card the little twerp
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Postby CustardBloke » 09 Feb 2008, 13:11

WOW love the outfit then and the boots well lets just say OMG

Shame there wasnt more pics then
Hmm Custard Down My Pants Please
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Postby Richard » 09 Feb 2008, 13:12

NX-74205 wrote: I think you and DD both topless and smothered in mess would be good. Love to see you in shaving foam, sometime, just straight out the can or is that too kinky! :lol:
NX

I wonder if you have thought out the full implications of that NX?
1) A special panning camera would be required if they were side-by-side.
2) Most monitors wouldn't be wide enough to see the picture.
3) Bill and DM1 say we shouldn't post extra wide pictures.
:roll: :lol:
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Postby wamram » 09 Feb 2008, 14:22

OOHHH boots, boobs and mess, 3 of my 4 favorite things :twisted: :twisted: :D :D :D






(Ignoring what Stonehead says now)
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Postby NX » 09 Feb 2008, 16:01

Richard (sotonude) wrote:
NX-74205 wrote: I think you and DD both topless and smothered in mess would be good. Love to see you in shaving foam, sometime, just straight out the can or is that too kinky! :lol:
NX

I wonder if you have thought out the full implications of that NX?
1) A special panning camera would be required if they were side-by-side.
2) Most monitors wouldn't be wide enough to see the picture.
3) Bill and DM1 say we shouldn't post extra wide pictures.
:roll: :lol:


Still be great pics as well as 2 great pairs of boobage, alll we need to add to the mix is Clown Julie. LOL

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Postby Jess143 » 09 Feb 2008, 17:10

Well, I have to say, those boobs are fabulous, i would love to see more too !! :D :D :D :D

Heres hoping :wink:

You have made my glum, boring day 5000 times better, and i really needed cheering up today! you are a star !!! :lol: :lol:

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Postby Candy Custard » 10 Feb 2008, 00:00

apparently there were 220 useable ones in the end - is that right dids?
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Postby dirtydids » 10 Feb 2008, 00:39

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Correct Babes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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