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That's Blown it!

Postby BillShipton » 07 Dec 2007, 20:22

Hi

It seems there might be a slight delay in posting some bigger orders this week cos - our post office has blown down! The storms were so severe on Wed night, the roof came off the PO and the rain drowned all their computers!

Most of our stuff fits in the pillar box (and we have our own stamps etc) but it could destroy the St Leonards economy. Of the local population, those that aren't on the dole are pensioners, so the pubs will be empty this weekend!

As for the spectacularly leaky Splosh House....it's damp but nothing terminal.

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Postby Mike Nomic » 07 Dec 2007, 20:42

Stick with 'em, Bill. You don't want TNT losing 25 million mucky videos!!

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Postby BillShipton » 08 Dec 2007, 12:36

I shall.

I was brought up in various post offices dotted around the country and have a bizarre affection for them.

Also can't help noticing the newspapers really laying into Gordon Brown for 'losing' those data disks are owned by Rupert Murdoch who also owns TNT - the company actually did lose the data disks. Just imagine was a field day they would have had if the Post Office had lost them.

Little bit of politicis there, yes indeed, ladies and genetlemen. My name is Bill Shipton, good night.
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Postby andy250 » 08 Dec 2007, 14:50

Mad as cheese!!!! only Bill would report on the post office blowing down, and making it sound cool.

I use to live above a post office, not that it has anything to do with it!!!! he he he he.


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Postby DecadentDoll » 08 Dec 2007, 14:55

Can I be a startled spectator who wasn't actually present at the disaster but has been in said post office before? Lol that is mad!
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Postby BillShipton » 08 Dec 2007, 15:01

Talking of places you've been, Dolly....

The Wok U Like calendar is out! You must pick yours up when you're down!

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Postby DecadentDoll » 08 Dec 2007, 15:02

Wok U Like calendar, yeah?

I pick it up , yeah?

Hehehe cant wait to come down ...wonder if i can get any drunken friends confusing the wok u like again haha

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Postby BillShipton » 08 Dec 2007, 15:07

The story so far...

Last Christmas when Dolly was down, Wok-U-Like the local Chinese take away (handily two doors from the studio) gave her a free calendar which she put up in her house in Belfast. Some weeks later a drunken mate rang up asking them to deliver a meal - unaware of where St Leonards is - namrly not exactly a ' free local delivery' to Belfast!

Now read on...

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Postby DecadentDoll » 08 Dec 2007, 16:46

yep, thats right! after i posted i did go "oh shit nobody will realise what im on about" but then i thought thats no different from usual eh :P
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Postby BillShipton » 09 Dec 2007, 15:45

DecadentDoll wrote:yep, thats right! after i posted i did go "oh shit nobody will realise what im on about" but then i thought thats no different from usual eh :P


Don't worry about it, Doll. I'm not pretending this is the most interesting thread on the forum! But we'll have some more nice pics of you and Gilly to go up soon!
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Postby DecadentDoll » 09 Dec 2007, 22:46

cant wait to see the rest of them :D
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Postby slavetogunge » 09 Dec 2007, 22:52

No Splosh calander this year??
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Postby BillShipton » 10 Dec 2007, 11:29

slavetogunge wrote:No Splosh calander this year??


We've never done one on the grounds that they woould cost a lot to print and not sure many would have the nerve to put one on the wall!

Perhaps we should start a thread where people nominate suitable pictures for particular months...
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