Tuesday, 17 August, 2010
Lily S - Custard Queen
It’s always nice to see a familiar face – especially when it’s covered in pie, custard and cake mix. And this week we were delighted to see exactly that. Lily S made the trip down from Derby for a rematch with Dom who once again trounced her in the travel cred stakes by coming all the way from Korea! On his last visit (also described on this blog), Lily was one of three victims of Dom’s penchant for pies in the face and gunge by the bucketful. This time she had the mess to herself – and, boy, did she get it… Read the rest of this entry »
Saturday, 30 January, 2010
Sarah's First Gunging
Phew! Well, we’ve just about cleared up after what was undoubtedly our biggest ever private session. Over 150 pies, 36 litres of custard and nine full buckets of thick cake mix (all pastel colours – no red or brown we were told) were thrown at and over three girls – one of them completely new to messy modelling! Yes, it was quite a baptism, but as you can see, we didn’t let her off lightly!
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Thursday, 28 January, 2010
“Good evening, sir, madam, and welcome to the Free House. Please take a seat and prepare yourself for massive helpings of pies, custard, beans, treacle and every other conceivable mess washed down with gallons of water. We have a strict dress code – all our models must be smartly attired or seriously slutty to start even though they will end up a total mucked up wreck and probably naked.
“Now if you are sitting comfortably, perhaps you’d like to see the menu…”
Thursday, 28 January, 2010
You are watching Channel Free, our new service featuring wet and messy photo sets, galleries, letters, stories, IM chats and (soon) movie clips FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! No subscription, no pay-per-view just lots of mucky stuff for your viewing pleasure! It’s like the BBC without the licence fee!
This channel will be frequently updated as we find more stuff, wipe the custard off it and scan it it, so stay tuned…
This is CHANNEL FREE from SPLOSH!
Tuesday, 8 December, 2009
Hi all.
I’ve been having some fun at home again taking more messy pictures of myself this time dressed is a saucy french maid. Some of the pictures can be found in The Free House (www.splosh.co.uk/channel_free/the_free_house/index.htm) with our usual funny captions or you can download the lot along with my gunge set (a total of 175 photos full size and full resolution) at www.sploshdownloads.com for the smallest fee the credit card billers will accept ($5). All proceeds go to costumes and gunge for the next set, so the more people buy it (if anyone) the messier I’ll be!
In the meantime, I thought you might like to hear the fun I had taking the pics…
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Wednesday, 18 November, 2009
Four of the best sketches from our DVD Hot Coffee & Sticky Buns are now available to download without membership at www.hits.sploshdownloads.com. It continues our mighty mission to bring you highlights of the last 20 years of Splosh! (as well as new stuff, of course) to download instantly and these four are definitely worth having in your collection, especially Sammy-Jane and Ophelia’s pie fight (as seen above).
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Sunday, 25 October, 2009
1) Warrington is a pleasant, unassuming town. Yes, it looks a bit forbidding when you arrive in the station – that’s the Unilever factory incidentally, but don’t go thinking it is a grim industrial place. Far from it. As the advertisement on the station proudly boasts Warrington is “the gateway to the historic gardens of Cheshire”. I like their modesty. What they are saying is basically, “Warrington – It’s quite near somewhere nicer!”
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Saturday, 10 October, 2009
And your final question, team..whose messy tits are these?
Well, there’s not much chance of you getting that one right unless you go to my local pub quiz night every other Sunday. And even then you might be surprised…
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Saturday, 19 September, 2009
As I mentioned earlier in the bit you probably won’t read, Sammy-Jane came down on Thursday for a private session. Yes, we still offer private sessions when we can fit them around our own shoots, and this particular customer has been coming for years so it’s always a good laugh.
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Saturday, 5 September, 2009
Not surprisingly since it is their annual music ‘festival’, I spent much of the August Bank Holiday in the pub. A break from all things custardy you might imagine but you’d be wrong! As well as pub-going Splosh! fans like Jenny from Facebook keen to tell me about the messy chats she’d been having, two pretty faces popped up unexpectedly wanting to get messy – in one case for the first time and in the other for the umpteenth!
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