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View · by **piemeplease** » 10 Oct 2006, 18:00

Is anyone else imagining DD's monitor coated with assorted food and drink after DD has been on here while eating?

View · by **BillShipton** » 10 Oct 2006, 19:30

Blimey, Coco Pops...that is the food of celebs. I aspire to Coco Pops. Tea and toast is the best I can manage.

Talking of On the Buses. I've just had a Shipton moment getting very irate at a DVD catalogue describing On the Buses as the "adventures of bus drivers Stan and Jack...." Jack was a conductor, for God's sake. Do these people know nothing!!!

View · by **dirtydids** » 10 Oct 2006, 19:46

Sorry, Was just trying to imagine DD as "Blakey" :lol:

View · by **andy250** » 10 Oct 2006, 19:59

Only on splosh could we go from the ins and outs of being ashamed of sploshing to talking about buses followed by coco pops!! then its time for tea and toast.

Mad as cheese

I can't stop giggling

regards

Andy
(do toast with a bit of jam in the morn, with a glass of fresh organge, cant handle a brew (special brew!!! only kidding) first thing in the morn.)

View · by **Spinynorman and Frilly** » 10 Oct 2006, 20:00

BillShipton wrote:
And, damn, I'd just shot a video of a bus conductress rolling in the mud wearing a Gibson ticket machine...

Not wishing to be pedantic but wouldn't that be a "clippy". :wink:

View · by **Hayley** » 10 Oct 2006, 20:14

Only in 70s sitcoms and early British films!

Now, careful, you're gonna set the whole bus thing off again!

Hayley

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 10 Oct 2006, 21:57

BLAKEY?!?!

hahahahahha

and coco pops is the closest i can get to chocolate for breakfast while still being vageuly healthy.

17% of my daily calcium in one bowl don't ya know, and thats BEFORE the milk!

wahey!

View · by **Lizzie_Claymore** » 10 Oct 2006, 22:36

Buses and nutritional tips - it just doesn't get any better than that ...er...does it? :lol:

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 10 Oct 2006, 23:32

no no, i think we have indeed reached Heaven.

View · by **driversoft** » 11 Oct 2006, 20:44

So do the buses run on time in Heaven then? Can't imagine they'd let Jack up there!

View · by **Spinynorman and Frilly** » 11 Oct 2006, 21:06

Not only do they run on time but the upstairs front seat on the left is always free :!:

View · by **Hayley** » 11 Oct 2006, 21:24

At the risk of getting all 'bussy', the best seat (for snogging and allied misbehaviour) depends on the type of bus. Upstairs has to be best but modern buses have stairs in the middle which means the front is good cos nobody can see when you...errr...duck down. The old ones with the stairs at the back were more of a problem. Where you snog on a bendybus I have no idea, and I have yet to go on a Birmingham, Manchester or Sheffield tram.

When I was a kid, we only had single decker buses in my town and the start of One Man Operation was brilliant. No nosy conductor to tell you to behave. Get yourself a double seat near the back and you were sorted. Only once did the driver stop and ask what we were up to. I would have told him but it's rude to talk with your mouth full!

Hayley

PS The way this thread is going I should get a Clippy uniform for you guys.

View · by **wamram** » 12 Oct 2006, 08:14

Hayley wrote:
PS The way this thread is going I should get a Clippy uniform for you guys.

If you do get one can i be the first to pour custard over you when you are wearing it please. :lol:

wamram

View · by **andy250** » 12 Oct 2006, 14:59

If you get one, I will not buy a ticket, so you will have to make me pay some kind of nasty forefit, hopefully using lots of gunge.

regards

Andy

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