flour and water

[splat182002]

Hi everyone, my first post on here, but have posted regularly on Umd. I want to get messy with flour and water, but know that it is a bugger to get out of hair. I have read or heard that you can either add cooking oil or shaving foam to stop it sticking to hair. Can anyone help me on this one, please?

[BillShipton]

Hi

Welcome to Splosh!

If you have relatively short straight hair and don't let it dry it is relatively easy to comb out. However, the oilier the better and some people say that peanut butter is the best thing for removing it if it dries (or was that a cruel hoax?). Whatever happens don't let it dry out! That is when you are in for a very painful time removing it.

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

Hello and welcome.

Only ever did flour once but never again. The tips on here must carry some weight as there is a wealth of experience here. As for our experience our pubes were on fire for days.

Beware

[messylaura]

yep, only ever done flour once, never again !!!!
i must say though it felt so good dry !, i was in a blue velvet dress and high heel courts with no stockins, i tipped the bag of flour over my head and down my cleavage dry, it felt like a liquid because its so fine, it even felt like water in my shoes too, then i used other stuff and it all went poo.
apart from getting really sticky and so hard to get out of hair it smells poo too

i have just today tryed a few flour combos , with golden syrup, and with custard
custard + flour stops it getting too clingy, depending on the mix but still smells
i'm liking the custard and golden syrup mix, but its too time consuming !!
it's just as great to fill up a bucket or two with custard,

oh btw a really good mix for custard is cheapo choc swiss rolls, that can be a really lovely gooyee mix

[TottyMcGee]

Yes, the problem isn't so much the hair on your head as the hair in.. other places. You need to make sure you rinse every last bit from every crevice if you don't want to wake up the next morning to find your arse fused shut.

[matt2matt2002]

It's a no no from me too

From bitter experience - don't do it unless you are shaved all over - and then it's quite fun
(and I mean ALL over!!)

[MessyFarmer]

[messylaura]

true, it does comb out, unfortunatly i got very long dark hair LOL
oh, porrige is another one that leaves bits in your hair to comb out,
just remember not to use all the custard before the end of the wam session, that way you got something to lube up sticky stuff
strawberry jam, now there is a real sticky bugger when is starts to dry up
i used some on a "messy walk", my thighs started to stick together LOL

[chantelle]

Hiya Splatt babe where u been hiding thought you didnt love me anymore
Honestly though Babe i have done flour and water and boy did it lump my hair, i shampooed it several times and still had small lumps that just would not shift, thought i would have to have it all cut off.

I (well rather dids) looked on the internet and found a site about this, If you buy ORDINARY PEANUT BUTTER not the lumpy sort, and massage it into your hair after the first wash then leave it on for around 15/20 minutes then shampoo off and comb it does work believe i was very thankful.

Glad you have at last found out where we are now all hiding

Love
Chantelle
xxxx

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

If you buy ORDINARY PEANUT BUTTER not the lumpy sort, and massage it into your hair after the first wash then leave it on for around 15/20 minutes then shampoo off and comb it does work believe i was very thankful.

Even if this doesn't get the lumps out it sounds like good fun.

[andy250]

I once went round to Pam and Sharon's with flour stuck in me hair from a session earlier that afternoon. And yes Miss Helen is right you do find things stuck together the day after, Sorry i am sat here laughing at Miss Helens answer, its so funny!!!

regards

Andy
(arse not fused shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[messymercedes]

Or be like Dids, he got so little left upstairs (hair i mean) it dont matter (Gonna kop it now)

Mercedes xx

[messylaura]

hair in other areas????????? but i pluck my eyebrows !

[Hayley]

I shave my 'other areas' so hair down there isn't a problem (no I'm not proving it!).

Flour and water does take a lot of combing out of long hair. Cornflour is a lot better as it is finer. Making it oily or milky even can be a help but you are still running a slight risk.

Good luck and welcome along.

Hayley xx

[Chainsaw John]

I've used flour and water for years. The secret is to use 2 parts water to one part liquid soap, and baby shampoo is a good choice to keep the eys from becoming irritated. The final mix rinses right off, NO sticking to hair, NO little flour-balls stuck to body fuzz or sealing the butt crack closed. It just rinses right off providing there is enough soap in the mix. It also makes the whole mess a little slipperier too, a very nice mess to play with.