Sailor Helen braves the falls (wet)

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Postby Lizzie_Claymore » 14 Sep 2006, 16:19

MissHelen wrote:People expect you to be doing weird shit if you've got someone filming you.
That's probably a very good ploy. Mind you, as you said...
MissHelen wrote:It takes a certain confidence...

I'm not sure many of us have as much of that as is really required to 'get away with it'. I'm sure I haven't! However, I do certainly agree with you on this:
MissHelen wrote:That said, I am very careful not to do anything that will actually interfere with the general public or cause embarassment in a way that will ruin their day - this is simple adherance to SSC principles and plain good manners.
Yes - I've always felt that taking our pleasure is something we should do where we can but that failing to take into account the sensibilities, wishes or feelings of others, in whatever sphere, would be mere selfishness. It is surprising and quite sad how many people into one fetish or another can be oblivious to this aspect. At the risk of sounding like a rapidly departing Prime Minsiter, tolerance and respect should be watchwords we bear in mind.

(Not entirely sure what the Sector Skills Council (SSC) has to do with it though :-P Only joking!)

Incidentally, one way that I used to disguise my intentions was to go out mountain biking (before the various ailments struck and I haven't been able to since then). Apart from the fact that it meant I could wear lots of shiny lycra (always a bonus) without attracting attention, if people saw me and the bike afterwards covered in mud, they merely thought "there's someone who's had a hard cross-country ride". (In reality, I'd probably spent about an hour riding and the rest of the afternoon 'falling off' into conveniently located mudpits in the fields!) If I wanted to wear anything more exoctic, I could carry it in a plastic bag over the handlebars and slip it on when out in the middle of nowhere, removing it and returning the same way when finished.
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Postby Hayley » 14 Sep 2006, 20:04

Hi

I think Sailor Helen should have a go in our extremely unstable inflatable boat. This is what happened when Coastguard Gilly tried it last year.

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Postby andy250 » 14 Sep 2006, 20:47

We have a chair for Mandy when we get round to it, now that would be mad its really small so their is no way I could fit on it even if I tried Miss Helen might get on with an outside chance. Messy Jo might fit on it.

Could take to the sea in that, we'll go in the dingy if you come with us Hayley.

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Postby TottyMcGee » 15 Sep 2006, 11:53

It'd be great to do something in a slowly sinking boat, in homage to the Laurel and Hardy classic "Men Of War", or possibly the "Sea of Matrimony" game from ITV's Bob's Your Uncle. I could sit there dolefully baleing out the water as it creeps up my legs, before finally sinking beneath the waves to the strains of "Abide With Me". Possibly saluting.

The problem with rubber dinghies is that they don't really leak, so the inflatable version would have to be a dinghy with a slow puncture, which would involve getting caught up in the enveloping folds of the deflating dinghy as it finally begins to sink. Could be a laugh. We've two inflatable chairs, the one we got for Mand is a "Little Princess" inflatable throne designed for five year olds, it complains under my weight and would pop immediately if Andy sat on it, but Mand would probably be OK. It would definitely tip her into the water, but only if she could find a way to get on it long enough to make the fall count, it's not the most stable piece of furniture.
The other chair we have is a huge pair of inflatable lips. I don't know how well this would work as a boat because I haven't been able to inflate it fully yet, the thing's like a small settee, but that could also making for some good tipping-folk-in-the-drink shenanigans.
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Postby andy250 » 15 Sep 2006, 16:06

What do you mean I would pop the princess chair!!!!! it is a tad small though, I nearly collapsed blowing the bloody thing up, think it would pop if put one leg on it, never mind sitting on it.

Could be an intresting idea though, get some of you in a boat and make it slowly sink, would be well funny.

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Postby Hayley » 15 Sep 2006, 23:11

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You can't do the slow burn style of comedy (you will guess I'm talking to Bill at the same time here!) with an inflatable but it is so small it is good for the "one person gets on and pushes the other off " routine. Also with more than three people it can't take the weight and starts to sink as well. Cue your saluting bit!

By the way, no need to puncture, just open the valve and wait!

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