It's TV Lisa's turn at the Splosh! Restaurant

[BillShipton]

It may have been early April but it was snowing hard when Lisa decided to sample sploshing for the first time at the Fat Fuck, Heston Blumenawful's messy restaurant. The reception was warm even if the food wasn't that hot, and the service as impeccable as ever as she had her fill of sweet and savoury food doled out from the master himself - including his famous snail porridge. Over the head, in the face, down the tights, smashed in the panties and squished into her shoes - Lisa got the full treatment and came away very happy.

"I have dreamed about getting messy for ages and it was everything I always hoped," she told the proprietor (though failed to leave a tip!).

Bookings are now being taken for the the spring/summer, so make sure of your table! PM or email Bill Shipton to make your reservation.

We cater for women of all sexes.

Couples welcome too.

[po1tv]

Many thanks Bill. What a delightful menu you put together there. A culinary triumph which I wholeheartedly recommend.

[Splattella]

Fantastic stuff. Looks like Lisa was very satisfied with the food and the service.

I shall book a table soon.

[carolinewalker_2000]

Lisa clearly had a great time. I willing to bet that the "Fat Fuck" soon becomes the reccomendation of choice for spectacular dining and that before too long bookings will be hard to come by! I'd certainly love to try out Heston Blumenawful's food.

[Candy Custard]

Gorgeous! Another triumph from The Fat Fuck

[MessyJo]

Mmmm....great pics as always. I'm thinking its about time a made a booking!

[BillShipton]

We have vacancies and it's a bit warmer now than during the snow! Just PM me.

[kellyfowler]

Having sampled the delights of the Fat Fuck twice previously, I can thoroughly recommend it. The pea soup (which I see Lisa sampled) is a triumph!

[po1tv]

Fantastic stuff. Looks like Lisa was very satisfied with the food and the service.

Oops! Very remiss of me; I forgot to mention the service, which was first class.

[davinatvwirral]

i wish tv lisa was by me on wirral would love a meet