Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without me saying Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a Clown Julie film! And once again Splosh! Downloads (http://www.sploshdownloads.com) continues that tradition with a BRAND NEW film - for the first time in glorious widescreen and full 1920 x 1080 HD (SD version also available).
This time we have a feast for fans of squishy satin, big bare boobs and dozens of creamy pies, bowls & buckets of slosh, panty-filling and head dunking! Plus, of course, there's Sammy & Julie's perfect slapstick timing and trademark humour in a 21 minute movie that has all the slapstick of British pantomime plus some seriously saucy bare booby bits that are definitely not for kids.
Clown Julie plays herself (of course) in a big frilly blue satin french maid's dress, but all is not well in Pantoland! The country has joined the Euro and recession has hit meaning Julie has to sell her huge range of colourful pies and cakes to make ends meet. Why, her son Splishee Sploshee has even gone to market to flog Gertrude the pantomime cow! And now to make matters worse, here's nasty landlady Baroness Hardon (Sammy-Jane in a silver satin dress) demanding the rent.
"If you can't pay me, then I think you'll find these pies are mine," she insists. "Let me have them!"
Well, you don't get many better excuses to start a classic tit-for-tat pie fight than that! And that's exactly what happens (well, with a slight twist!). Pies, bowls, and buckets of creamy slosh splattered into boobs and bums, panties packed to overflowing (even Sammy's comedy bloomers!) and Sam having her head dunked in a 10 inch deep cream cake (then unceremoniously dumped on Julie's head!) are just a few of the highlights.
Then the girls get on the floor, their boobs come out, and hands stray over cream-covered breasts and inside filled knickers....(children look away now!).
All this plus some rubbish gags - including the punchline (Splishee Sploshee's return from the market), Sammy and Julie's timing and hilarious reactions, and the very best picture quality make Clown Julie's Pie Shop Panto everything you've wanted in television entertainment over Xmas but never get these days.
And if you need proof of how much fun they had making it, stick around for an outtake at the end that would make even Denis Norden smile!
For more information, more photos and to download the movie, go to http://www.sploshdownloads.com now.
Merry Christmas, boys and girls!
Clown Julie & Sammy-Jane's Pie Shop Panto Now on DL
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BillShipton - Posts: 4371 [ View ]
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Julie and Sammy Jane just get better and better
Merry Christmas to you Bill and all at Splosh...it's just come early in my house 


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That's just the present i was looking for. I've said it
Before Julie is a living legend! Love it! MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
Before Julie is a living legend! Love it! MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
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Fantastic pics of Julie and Sammy Jane, Bill! They make a fantastic team. It's great to see them in action.
And Swing It!!!
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Thanks for a great early Xmas Present Bill (and Julie and Sammy).
The pics look amazing and this could well top their previous 2 epics. I've just downloaded it and shall look forward to viewing it very shortly!
Merry Christmas.
The pics look amazing and this could well top their previous 2 epics. I've just downloaded it and shall look forward to viewing it very shortly!
Merry Christmas.
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Fantastic set as usual
Girls looking lovely.
I often wonder at all the time and effort you yourself put into these projects.
May I ask, out of interest, what percentage of time is spent, setting up, shooting and clearing up?
To illustrate the percentages you could draw a pie chart?
(Serious question - honest)

Girls looking lovely.
I often wonder at all the time and effort you yourself put into these projects.
May I ask, out of interest, what percentage of time is spent, setting up, shooting and clearing up?
To illustrate the percentages you could draw a pie chart?
(Serious question - honest)

I think sex is better than logic
but I can't prove it.
but I can't prove it.
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matt2matt2002 - Posts: 980 [ View ]
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Brilliant routine. Absolutely loved it. Great performances from the girls as always. The Clown Julie video really has become a fantastic Xmas tradition and something I always genuinely look forward to. It never disappoints!!
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Haven't had a chance to compile your pie chart yet, Matt! Suffice it to say it's a labour of love rather than money!
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BillShipton - Posts: 4371 [ View ]
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I finally got around to watching this. It’s another classic with many great moments, however my favourites are;
• The bowl of slosh over Sammy’s head, followed by Clown Julie rubbing the contents in her face.
• Sammy having her face pushed into the giant cake and then dumping it over Clown Julie’s head.
• Sammy getting the baked beans at the end to the delight of Clown Julie who is laughing at her.
I wonder what they'll do next time?
• The bowl of slosh over Sammy’s head, followed by Clown Julie rubbing the contents in her face.
• Sammy having her face pushed into the giant cake and then dumping it over Clown Julie’s head.
• Sammy getting the baked beans at the end to the delight of Clown Julie who is laughing at her.
I wonder what they'll do next time?
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No....thank you Julie. You really have a cracking figure...french maid outfit or not 

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Thanks for the new pictures, Julie. Hope you have a great new year.
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BillShipton - Posts: 4371 [ View ]
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A typically great seasonal video from two of my favourite sploshers. 

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