Sammy-Jane's Horrific Halloween Mess to Download

[BillShipton]

Samantha-Jane makes a welcome return to the world of sploshing for a brand new, frighteningly messy film for Halloween now available at http://www.sploshdownloads.com (no membership required).

She plays the creation of mad scientist Dr Shiptonstein who has built 'the perfect sploshing woman' who will let him do anything he likes to her. Then he proves just how tolerant his home-made harlot is by...
...smashing eggs on her head,
...soaking her in tomato soup
...throwing it full in her face
...hitting her hard in the kisser with a real cherry cheesecake
...drenching her in cream
...deluging her in mouldy, three day old porridge
...reducing her to a smelly blob with ketchup, salad cream and brown sauce
...filling her tights with more cheesecake and cream
...then topping her off with rice pudding, vegetable soup and chocolate gateau
...before `lubricating` her completely with `zombie blood` or more precisely a full bucket of thick red cake mix!

Of course, Franken-Sam takes the lot without a flinch but when she tastes the zombie blood, a terrible transformation begins...

She turns into a mess-hungry WAM-PIRE filling her tights, and rubbing goo into every crevice before covering herself in that classic horror substance, thick green slime!. Then finally at the very end she turns on her creator (well, it was my birthday!).

Dr Shiptonstein meets the WAM-pire was shot in widescreen HD and lasts 13 minutes. It is available both in massive 1280 x 720 HD quality mp4 or smaller but still excellent quality WMV.

For more details, photos, history, director's tips and, of course, to download the film go to http://www.sploshdownloads.com (before midnight or the boogeyman might get you).

PS If Disney would like to make a multi-billion dollar offer for the rights to this and other films in the...ahem...franchise, they can e-mail me at bill@splosh.co.uk.

[matt2matt2002]

Fantasic pictures Bill
And a good theme.

May I just say how wonderful Sammy looks.
A real cracker

[Aufpet]

I really enjoyed this clip. It’s great to see one of the queens of slapstick back in action.
The theme is a good variation on the slapstick ‘deadpan’ look and Sammy’s unflinching performance (with a knowing wink) as she receives all sorts of mess in the first part is excellent. We then start to see her fun personality come into play as she amuses herself with the gunge!
Well worth downloading I’d say! (you even get to see Bill’s Vincent Price impression too).

[BillShipton]

I should have ended by saying "Burn the idolator!" but I forgot!

[Devo77]

Wonderful pics of Sammy Jane, Bill! It like you had fun too.

[Splattella]

Sammy Jane is the world champion of extreme sploshing. That mouldy green porridge looks totally vile, though, eww!