(Off topic) Bill Shags a Fat Slag

View · by **BillShipton** » 30 May 2012, 12:40

Hi

I am delighted to return in my role as resident perv/porn producer/sex shop owner in the new Viz Comic (out tomorrow!). And this time I end up getting to have sex with one of the Fat Slags! Well, they've shagged everyone else. I am rewriting the autobiography to include a full kiss and tell expose of what it was like.

Great issue. Buy it (and other plugs to stop Dennis Publishing suing us for using these extracts without permission)

Bill

PS Mummy and Daddy are so proud!

View · by **HenryWilcox** » 30 May 2012, 16:44

Just a shame they didn't plug some of your vids in the DVD rack, Bill! (and yes, I am sad enough to check).

View · by **andy250** » 30 May 2012, 17:01

the 'Gash' sign on the counter, had me giggling.

regards

Andy and the team.

View · by **BillShipton** » 30 May 2012, 18:35

HenryWilcox wrote:Just a shame they didn't plug some of your vids in the DVD rack, Bill! (and yes, I am sad enough to check).

First thing I looked for!

The Fat Slags have bought a copy of Splosh! in the past though.

View · by **Richard** » 30 May 2012, 20:02

An amazingly accurate portrait, I could recognise you immediately! :wink:

View · by **PleasePieMeMistress** » 30 May 2012, 20:15

European Cum Bath looks as close as they get to anything sploshy!

View · by **Mike Nomic** » 30 May 2012, 20:56

The caricature of Bill is unmistakeable .... but Homer's Republic?!?! C'mon!!

View · by **BillShipton** » 31 May 2012, 10:04

Mike Nomic wrote:The caricature of Bill is unmistakeable .... but Homer's Republic?!?! C'mon!!

Plato's Republic, you illiterate oaf! It's my constant companion...(Homer wrote The Illiad which I finished ages ago).

And yes the likeness is depressingly good. They have even updated it over the years with less and less hair though I have yet to buy a Wallace & Gromit tank top.

View · by **Trouso** » 31 May 2012, 10:12

Brilliant. Always loved the Viz. A true milestone in your life and career, Bill.

"Splosh" does have its own (brief) entry in the Roger's Profanisaurus. I'm sure your entry into the Fat Slag was considerably more substantial and warrants a revision.

View · by **Mike Nomic** » 31 May 2012, 12:40

BillShipton wrote:
Mike Nomic wrote:The caricature of Bill is unmistakeable .... but Homer's Republic?!?! C'mon!!

Plato's Republic, you illiterate oaf!

Oops! My mistake, guilty as charged.

Sorry,

Mike.

View · by **katieessex** » 31 May 2012, 17:28

What an accurate caricature! and I laughed my socks at the wit too! (gawd, I can hear an owl now)

View · by **katieessex** » 31 May 2012, 17:31

BillShipton wrote:I am rewriting the autobiography to include a full kiss and tell expose of what it was like.

Watch out Bill, Max Clifford is behind you! Ooer Missus! Titter Ye Not

View · by **BillShipton** » 31 May 2012, 19:18

katieessex wrote:What an accurate caricature!

We can't all look as good as yourself - messed up, of course!

View · by **Richard** » 31 May 2012, 21:35

Please forgive me, I'm not very bright but I thought that 'Homer's Republic' was Mr Simpson's treatise on the USA?

View · by **BillShipton** » 01 Jun 2012, 09:53

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