Sammy-Jane's French Maid School now on Download

[BillShipton]

Sploshing supremo Samantha-Jane is one of the two stars of our latest extract from Mucky Puppies available to download at Splosh! Greatest Hits (http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com) now. Suited Sam is running a school for trainee maids and the first client is her real ex-sister-in-law! Poor Emma is taught how she must smile and say thank you whatever the customer does to her - be it soaking her in coffee, custard, chocolate, soup, spaghetti, porridge and pelting her with real pies. She even manages to maintain her dignity having her panties filled with custard!

However, novice maid and sploshing virgin Emma is very keen to show what she's learned and is soon repeating the process with added venom (and more, much bigger pies!!) on her tutor!

Then with class over, the two girls strip off - pausing only to fill Sammy's tights with custard - so they can play messy games and pie each other's naked pussies in cake-covered close-up!

The result is over 18 minutes of sweet and savoury, uniformed and nude, Sammy-style slapstick comedy and naughtiness and you can download it for just $8 now.

"Thank you very much, sir!"

For more pictures, details,the film's history and to download go to http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com right away.

[Trouso]

Never had the original Mucky Puppies so this is all new to me.

This is super-sexy. Classic Sammy-Jane performance, but Emma's reactions are wonderful and only the kind you could get from a genuine first timer - and even better for all the throwing and splatting (at close range) and the rubbing in (can't get enough of that!). Great close ups, too of the, er, details.

More tantalising footage of Lady Georgina of Hastings (can't wait 'til she 'gets it').

Looking forward to the next installment.

[matt2matt2002]

Ah - the golden age of splosh.
I know I am showing my age - but wtf- this material is pure classic.

We appear to have regressed IMO. Where is the fun? Where has the proffesional amateurishness of a good ol pie fight gone?
Bring back Clown Julie.

Many thanks Bill.
As a tribute, I will be re-enacting the whole of this scene at the weeknd, with me in duel rolls.

[Squelch]

What's not to like about this? A classic Splosh sketch

[Devo77]

Fantastic pics of Sammy-Jane and Emma, Bill! Love the pies.

[BillShipton]

Well, you may be pleased (or not) to know that (elderly parents health permitting) I'm going back to work this summer and making some more films that will hopefully be funny as well as messy and more like 'the old days'. Like for everyone else, money is tight but it isn't about looking lavish (as this film definitely shows!), more about character and fun. And Clown Julie? She's busy at the moment but hopes to down at Christmas so expect something panto-style then!

[snake]

ah yes... I remember it well !

...I'm going back to work this summer and making some more films that will hopefully be funny as well as messy and more like 'the old days'...

this is possibly the best bit of news I have read this year!
Looking forward to some modern vintage Splosh!

[Aufpet]

Exciting news from Bill!

You can't beat the 'splosh style slapstick' in my opinion (and Christmas just wouldn't be the same without Clown Julie).

[BillShipton]

(and Christmas just wouldn't be the same without Clown Julie).

Where have I heard that before?

[snake]

Hi Bill,

Is it too early to submit requests for the new messy videos you're planning?

I'd love to see Mouse and Tigerr feature together in some proper Splosh! style mess! and perhaps the delightfully sexy Eden could make an appearance too?

perhaps you could coax Emma out of retirement too?

hey, I can dream!!!

[BillShipton]

Mouse and Tigerr together. Now that would be scary! Very good but scary!

[morepies]

Couldn't resist downloading this having owned the DVD years ago.

One thing that always mystified me: why does Sammy-Jane lose her
knickers but keep her bra?

VERY good film though!

[mr angry]

My favourite splosh film was the restaraunt sketch with Sammy Jane and Louise Hodges from Pretty Clumsy Woman. Second choice the pie fight in Nightmare on Gunge Street

[Mike Nomic]

While down for the Bristol Splunch, Sammy-Jane had a look at this thread last night and cannot for the life of her remember doing this shoot, nor where it was done, nor when.

[Richard]

I'm pleased that you had it to show her, Mike, I was trying to describe it to Sammy yesterday but had no success. And I thought it was me who was getting senile!