So I've been challenging people to come up with substances I haven't sploshed with that are within these rules:
Fit for human consumption
Available in the UK
Soups, cheeses, and oils are not allowed as I have used SO many different types of all those
I keep getting dogfood suggested, but as it is made with meat labelled 'unfit for human consumption' along with a load of ash - erm no way.
So far we have:
Xantham gum
Tartare sauce
Vegan custard
Haggis
Garlic puree
Hollowed out cantaloupe (in joke)
Brandy butter
Parsley sauce
Ruby port
Soggy tea bags
Meat paste
Anchovy paste
Pesto
Natto (if I can find some)
Thai fish sauce
Polenta
Taramasalata
Now bear in mind it's taking things this obscure to make the list, having enjoyed as many sessions as I've been so lucky to - so please no everyday suggestions like gravy or mushy peas for example - used those too many times to count! Also very little point suggesting anything sweet but by all means give it a go if it's obscure enough and not something I will have used another form of - like tapioca - I've used tapioca, sago, semolina.. and no suggestions of vegan/soya versions of everything, I'm only allowing the vegan custard (if there is even such a thing
) I will use them all at once in a shoot, by the way so then i can be sure there's nothing edible and available in the UK that I haven't sploshed with
Remember the rules and the ruled out - off you go!
