Anne-Marie Repeatedly Pied for Smoking at Work

[BillShipton]

Another UNSEEN film from our archives as Anne-Marie in her smart blue overall and undies gets punished for continually smoking in the workplace. And since she works at Shipton's Pie Factory, there's no prize for guessing what form that punishment takes in our new film Smoke Gets in Your Pies at http://www.sploshdownloads.com. Poor Annie is pied repeatedly in the face, squelched between pie sandwiches over and over then pied in the face again - but still she won't stop lighting up yet another cigarette. Around 30 pies later, she is stripping off to rub the creamy mess into her naked body before being deluged with a full bucket of custard. But even after that she insists on smoking one last cigarette before heading home.

This 21 minute film is a treat for pie fans, undie lovers, workwear afficianados and, of course, smoking devotees and is available right now in both MPEG and WMV formats in large 720 x 576 size. We may not be able to smoke at work any more but you can enjoy seeing what happens to a girl who does!

For more photos, details, a brief history and, of course, to download the film go to http://www.sploshdownloads.com now. Credit cards happily accepted!

[Devo77]

Fantastic pics of Anne-Marie, Bill!

[Sidi]

Fantastic, nice smart uniform getting messy, what could be better.

[Trouso]

Love it!

Ironically, a stage, TV or film production set is pretty much the only 'workplace' in which you can still 'legally' smoke in England* (provided it can be justified as 'essential' to the plot).

Ah!...an actor's life for me...


*Not the case in Scotland, where the ban is universal.

[Squelch]

It really is a thoroughly filthy habit ...and as for smoking......

[BillShipton]

This may have even been shot before the universal smoking ban (which as a purely pub smoker even affected me), I can't remember. All I know is the beard is a lot greyer now, but it has been a tough couple of years!

PS Sorry for being in it. I have had abusive messages from a couple of people saying how much they hate seeing me but this was the cheapest way at the time.

[Sidi]

I don't mind seeing you Bill, but I do think your white coat could have got a bit messier. Its a nasty job you have to do BIll, I don't envy you one bit. But if you ever want a day off and need me to stand in for you I suppose I could take one for the team so to speak.

[BillShipton]

Would have been very happy to get messier but I wouldn't expect anyone to pay to watch it!

[cswm4cdw]

Would have been very happy to get messier but I wouldn't expect anyone to pay to watch it!

.....but if its essential to the plot

What's the next outing for the white coat Bill - doctor, ice-cream salesman, laboratory assistant....or manager of Shipton's Pie Factory reprised?

[andy250]

If there was a vote on this, I'd say Ice-cream salesman, that would be really funny.

Go on Bill you know you want to.

As for people complaining about you being in a film, well they can always film it themselves!!

regards

Andy and the team.

[cswm4cdw]

i've got a bit of a soft spot for Bill's next appearance being as an ice-cream salesman as well. its very difficult to get an ice cream right into the cone, especially if someone else is holding the cone just think where it could end up. i can see the facial expressions now........

[andy250]

I was thinking more along the lines of the girls start argueing as Bill cant find the flake's. Chaos erupts toppings fly everywhere, yogurt, ice-cream, choc sauce, etc. All done in a Bill Shipton-esq style.

That reminds of a real event!! With Big Dave and the Moomins, where they where filming for Gungetank girls I think? and inbetween scenes, the ice-cream man turned up. So the girls piled out for ice-creams covered in muck and goo. There was a man washing a large camper van his face was priceless. Though you would have to ask Big Dave and the Moomins for more details on that episode.

[cswm4cdw]

an ice-cream and related products messy spectacular - i can see it now. There have to be some perks to being an ice-cream man

[BillShipton]

I'm sure most would say I'm more of a Mr Softee than a Mr Whippy (dated ice cream reference warning!) though I could have a Fab time making such a Magnum opus. Then again I might end up topping myself.

PS Been a white coated doctor before now with her Hayleyship - and no this is not one that will be released on download (though there are more pics on her Flickr page).

[cswm4cdw]

so, the white coat has appeared as doctor's apparel, potentially as an ice-cream man's garb, just leaves a lab assistant from my earlier post. I could see lots of fun and japes to be had in Professor Shipton's Messy Laboratory although in this scenario, might be necessary to sacrifice your coat for one of your luverly assistant's to wear. lets see if they'd manage to keep it as clean as you do...he,he,he