Slime Suspect Pt 2 (Sammy's Porridge) Now on Download

[BillShipton]

Hello, hello, hello!

What have we here then? It's the 2nd part of Rachel Stevens and Sammy-Jane's impromptu police drama Slime Suspect available now at Splosh! Greatest Hits (http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com) - and this time it's suspect Sammy who cops the majority of the mess.

Clad in tight satin trousers and a velvety top, Sammy suffers some severe police brutality from an already wrecked WPC Stevens - proving that when you leave the girls to do it on their own they are even crueller than we would be! Thick Angel Delight pies are plastered into her face and hair before she is squirted with blue paint. Next comes handful after handful of oatmeal worked well into her hair before a whole bucket of the stuff goes over her head. It's followed by lots of glossy black treacle (no wimpy little tins here!) and more paint - a taste combination even we wouldn't dare to impose!

Stripping her off, Rachel wrecks her even more by painting her bum black before the two girls get down and dirtier still on the filthy station floor. Naked and completely covered with thick brown muck, they lark around together - still cracking adlib jokes until the cameraman has to stop filming due to a complete fit of the giggles. Fortunately, he leaves the camera running! Does Sam come quietly in the end? You'll have to download it and see.

Finally after a nice surprise for the producer & announcer (sorry, it's me) we take a look at some of the sillier moments during the making of both parts of this highly entertaining unscripted film.

Along with Part 1, this 22 minute long second instalment proves just what fun our girls have mucking each other up, and getting even messier than any script we could have written. The laughter hardly stops - and that's just the girls and the cameraman! And you'll be laughing too when we tell you it's even cheaper than Pt 1 at only $7!

For more information, photos and to download the 'made-up movie that sparked a series' go to http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com now.

Bill

PS And for Britis there's another classic cop show theme tune to recognise!

[Trouso]

"We're The Sweeney and we 'avent 'ad our dinner!" As John Thaw would have barked (Theme tune question).

Gritty social realism. Anyway, back to Slime Suspect 2...none of the above applies.

They both get a lot of dinner - all over themselves. I hope it was gooey and not too gritty. Seemed quite social...and pretty real.


Loved it,

-T

[Trouso]

p.s. Bill - Don't let anyone tell you that you don't lead from the front (hope you had a change of clothes)!

[Devo77]

Fantastic pics of Sammy and Rachel, Bill! I've seen pics of this video before but never from this part.

[BillShipton]

Bit of a Sweeney fan (as in The not Clare). Better than Top Gear for classic 70s cars (Fords for the goodies, anything else for the crims, it was written into the contract with Ford apparently). Also lots of smoking, sexism, violence and big hair. So if anyone wants to complain about the theme tune - "Shut it!"

[Trouso]

"Oi! Sammy! Rachel! Get your knickers on and make us a cup of tea will you!"

[BillShipton]

"Get your trousers off, you're nicked!"

Anyway, forgot to say the reason for picking The Sweeney theme was that you can sing "Slime Suspect" to it!

[SploshMeNow]

mmm grrr8 pics love to see 2 babes ''totally sploshed'' and in uniform too!!


Nice 1 keep up the good work...

[Lizzie_Claymore]

"Get your trousers off, you're nicked!"

Anyway, forgot to say the reason for picking The Sweeney theme was that you can sing "Slime Suspect" to it!

Trousers *on*, actually! (I have all the famous audio clips and production music on CD.)

[BillShipton]

I know, Claymore, it was meant to be a reference to Sammy-Jane who is wearing satin trousers in the film which get removed but never mind...should have made it more obvious!

[Lizzie_Claymore]

Ah right - I see what you mean!

[Hayley]

Mmmmm uniforms!! Defo one of the best things to get messy in! Have never done a WPC!! Something I must rectify! Sadly I can't magic up a cleavage like Rachel's but I do have the legs!!

Hayley