True Story Which Happened To Me

[custardwellies]

Completely true story...
As a long time lurker I feel that I should share some of my experiences in the last few weeks, after struggling with health issues for a couple of years now I decided to tell my wife about my private fetishes which is sploshing and rainwear.
I was so nervous explaining about my feelings towards my secret thing that I had kept it to myself since I was 6 years old (I am now 29) when I showed her various websites and youtube videos she was absolutely fine with everything and thought it was sweet for me to be so honest.
I felt like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders, anyway this was not the end of it, out of the blue while shopping in Tescos Elle said that she had always wanted a custard pie in the face since she was a small girl and reminded me of the Bugsy Malone film, I was quite defensive and said don't just do this for me, but no she was on a mission and brought 2 x custard, whipped cream, double cream and 8 crust bases.
I think she was more excited than me I was so nervous and went very red at the checkout, anyhow that evening Elle made 8 perfect pies worthy of the great race consistancy and having the female touch it would be always better than I could make and believe me I have self made and pied myself hundreds of times.
Elle said hang on I just need to go to the loo quickly, 10 minutes later my Wife had come down with her best black dress on and hair tied back and even managed to pop some make up on.
I was absolutely stunned by what was happening, she said come on Paul SPLAT ME! I now had worrying visions of the secret diary of the call girl scene where belle did not take to sploshing but hey this may never happen in my life ever again.
I picked up the pie and it weighed a ton I was shaking with anticipation, come on Paul man or mouse Elle said so o.k. I pushed and smooched the pie in my wifes face there was a small shriek behind the the wall of cream then a silence of about 5 seconds then all of sudden she collapsed to the floor in hysterics, Then it was "Paul come here you bastard" then she picked up her pie nearly slid up but then gained her composure and pied me text book style not to hard and the twist at the end, I was in heaven the rest afterwards was all a blur but what I can say is that we were well and truly covered like a good old pie fight.
Moral of this true story is that honesty can be the best thing! and really believe that if couples were honest with each other 90 percent of the time it would be accepted as just good old fashioned fun which can enhance the sex life as well.
Elle wants to be gunged next...

[Hayley]

Good for Elle! I've said it 100 times, a lot of women love the fun of sploshing though some may not see it as sexy.I've only met a couple of snotty bitches who recoil in horror at the idea.

[Sploshman]

Great story and good to hear mate