Schoolgirl in the pond

by **DELETED** » 17 Jul 2006, 22:18

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View · by **boxster** » 17 Jul 2006, 22:43

Wonderful, Helen.

Boxster

View · by **andy250** » 18 Jul 2006, 19:24

Miss Helen has the art of people passing by down to a fine art, just says hello and carrys on anyway. The first time I saw this was on the humber somebody came over in about and Miss Helen started chatting away they just didn't know what to do...

Thats just reminded me their was one person up Rivington and he didn't know what to do either so he started telling his dog off!!!!! how mad!!!!

regards

Andy

View · by **Hayley** » 19 Jul 2006, 12:04

Yes, I think being open is the answer if you have the courage.

By the way, I think I'm getting a bit of a fetish about men dressed as schoolgirls - a sort of inverted Krankie syndrome!

Love
Hayley

View · by **TottyMcGee** » 19 Jul 2006, 12:52

Fandabidozie!

View · by **andy250** » 19 Jul 2006, 20:04

Nice one Hayley, I must admit you can't beat a school girl uniform, then either get it wammed or get in the mud for a good old roll about.

Andy

View · by **messymercedes** » 20 Jul 2006, 10:04

OOOOOOOOO Love the look of all that green slime in that pond

Mercedes x

View · by **TottyMcGee** » 20 Jul 2006, 14:16

On the topic of passers by, thought I'd paste in what I had to say on the subject in a discussion with (quicksand goddess) Loch Ness over on our board. The bit about the fossil hunters is there because they tend to be around whenever I go looking for quicksand in landslips and cliff falls.
If you want to read the whole thread, the DL is http://forum.wamdrogony.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=951#951 .
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Being followed isn't really a problem for us, most people just don't care, or even notice that we're walking past them covered in gunk. Having cameras helps, because then you can say it's art, but no-one asks anyway.
We look for places we can have to ourselves so as to have some privacy to play with and not to involve others, but the passers-by who do appear tend to be;

Kids - the biggest nuisance because a) unlike adults they are actually curious and also have more interest in avoiding public paths than sticking to them b) obvious embarassment factor and the need to avoid making the tabloids or mentally scarring them for life, c) you can't predict what they'll do or how they'll react and d) if they sneak into shot in the background, that's the photo buggered.

Dog walkers - look for open, private areas so they can let their dog of the leash. Their animals are more of a pest than the owners, who on happening across such a bizarre scene will usually just want to head the other way as quickly as possible. The dogs, however, are much more interested, resulting in much embarassment all round.
Sometimes the dog walker will be of the tut-tut-I-know-what's-best-for-everyone brigade (usually middle aged, stumpy and no taller than about 5'4) and will stand there looking on disapprovingly. I like these people, they're great fun to play with, because they can't handle it when you wave and act all friendly.

Fossil hunters - you don't exist to them if you're less than 10,000 years old, so they are not a problem.

Our best ever passers-by showed up after our Humber mud shoot on Good Friday, we emerged from the reeds covered in mud to find the local church's walk of witness coming down the riverbank lugging a great wooden cross. They were all quite civil, though if they'd come just ten minutes earlier we'd have definitely given them something to witness.

View · by **BillShipton** » 20 Jul 2006, 17:40

MissHelen wrote:
Fossil hunters - you don't exist to them if you're less than 10,000 years old, so they are not a problem..

Might be for me! And any other large dinosaurs out there!

View · by **andy250** » 20 Jul 2006, 20:11

Shame Bill was not their he could took the walk of witness to the pub, while we made our getaway.

regards

Andy

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 20 Jul 2006, 20:32

i want a go in the pond!!!! *kicks toys out of pram* i'd love it.

and miss helen you look utterly fabulous

even if i've said it before

x x x

View · by **TottyMcGee** » 20 Jul 2006, 22:22

DD, you're more than welcome to come and (un)cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Asbo any time you like!

And thanks!

View · by **andy250** » 21 Jul 2006, 14:39

Will have to orgainse something later in summer for you if poss, we could take you round some of the other locations we use for sploshing, and you could have a go in the disastermind chair!!!!!.

If you want to see pics from distatermind visit and Miss Helen and friends at www.wamdrogony.co.uk (sorry for the shameless plug Bill I need all the help I can get!!!!)

regards

Andy
(still having rumblings with my previous employer have to meet some snooty cow at the de-vere on Monday, might pie her!!!! **mad rant now over**)

View · by **Hayley** » 21 Jul 2006, 15:20

Good luck on Monday, Andy.

I'll forgive the Wamdrogeny plug cos they are such good posters here. It's the ones that don't who piss me off.

Talking of which, I'm thinking of making it a rule of membershiop that you can't post on this forum until you have posted (or at least sent me) a picture of you in schoolgirl uniform - men, women, the lot! Preferably messy! Okay, it's only for my pleasure, but what the hell...

Love
Hayley

View · by **andy250** » 21 Jul 2006, 19:22

Thanks for the support Hayley, I am sure we'll have many more pics and films (if I ever get that right??) over summer we will deffo be going back upto Rivington, if only so the ducks can eat Miss Helens lunch!!!

Could do with some more good mud locations in the north west andybody know of any?

regards

Andy

Schoolgirl in the pond

passers by

Cool as

the humber

DD and the pond

thanks Hayley

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