Cow Dung

[beat]

I like cow dung too. I have the opportunity to go in a cowshed evey summer. I like the
smell in the cowshed with piles of fresh warm cow manure and the sound of shitting cows. Then I
cannot resist to go into the cow manure and smear it all over my clothes. Sometimes it comes
directly from a cow. Since two years I go with a friend who also likes it.

Beat

[mudbath]

I too love the idea of playing in warm cow oats and reading your post Sarah Jane really got me going so you certainly not alone, alas living in the middle of a town and not driving either makes actually doing what you do a tad awkward though maybe one day

[Hayley]

I am as much a fan as anyone BUT I feel obliged to point out the health risks (including EColi) from playing with fresh cow dung. We can't recommend it for that reason and anyone who does so does it at their own risk. Have fun!!
Boring-but-necessary message over!
Hayley x x

[BillShipton]

Wasn't expecting that coming from you! Have we been bossing people about today?

[Richard]

Oh goody, a 'domestic'!

Custard pies at dawn???

[BillShipton]

I have learned never to row with Hayley cos she always wins! Except in pie fights, of course!

[Essexgungefan]

I am as much a fan as anyone BUT I feel obliged to point out the health risks (including EColi) from playing with fresh cow dung. We can't recommend it for that reason and anyone who does so does it at their own risk. Have fun!!
Boring-but-necessary message over!
Hayley x x

Cow pat contains gases that are used for methane as a fuel as well...

[BillShipton]

Can Short videos be uploaded.
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Not here, but we can put them in The Free House for you if you like.

Bill

[Hayley]

Cow pat contains gases that are used for methane as a fuel as well...

Are you implying I smell of fart?

And, Richard, what a stirrer you are! Bill and I NEVER argue. I tell him what to do and he agrees! If I tell him to fill my panties with semolina, he does it. If I instruct him to dunk my head in a bucket of molasses, he will. And if I want him to pie me till my face stings, he has to comply!! And finally, if I tell him to get his bloody house sorted out so it doesn't leak every time it rains or I won't come down again, then he does - even if it takes six months and costs a fortune!

Yes I wear the trousers in this 'relationship' - and they're skintight, soaking wet and filled with custard!

[frog]

Clearly what's needed here is a statesmanlike compromise. Fortunately I think I can see a way forward into this mess. If Hayley were to dress in a skin-tight latex catsuit covering her from neck to toe, she would be protected against the e-coli, as long as she kept her head above the surface. She could then wear some more casual clothing over the top, such as a basque, frilly kickers and seamed stockings, with a virginal white bridal gown as outer wear. With the inducement of a good spanking she might then be persuaded to find a field of cowpats and sit and indeed roll in them. She might find the older ones pleasantly cool.
Clearly detailed photographs of this experiment would be needed. Reading the various recent contributions to the forum, I think this might cover so many bases, including Hayley's, that many members of the forum would stay happy and quiet (apart from occasional grunting noises) contemplating the results, until Christmas. Indeed some of us might think it was Christmas already.
And with her lead, others could begin to consider their own positions.

[TottyMcGee]

Tits McGee (formerly Raven), reading this thread over my shoulder, has this to say;

"Once, while sitting on the veranda above a dairy farm in Cornwall, sipping my afternoon tea, what to my wondering eyes should appear but a very well dressed young man leap out of a BMW convertible which had screeched to a halt in a clifftop layby. He vaulted the gate, ran into the top field, into the middle of a herd of fresian cows and began laying down underneath the rear ends of any obliging heiffers he found. He was there for about twenty minutes, until the farmer arrived to call the ladies in for milking. At this, the man got up and legged it back to his car, moved to a more discreet layby up the road, waited a couple of hours and returned to his vigil after the cows returned. He was still there after it went dark.
The next day he turned up again, only this time it was to frantically search for something he'd clearly lost there the previous day. What a place to lose your wallet, eh?".

[Hayley]

Heehee - it certainly isn't the most convenient form of sploshing - unless you are a farmer (the only one I know keeps sheep, not the same at all!). I admit to being very, very tempted by dung of most sorts even now but messy face and hair is everything to me, and I have heard dreadful stories about the fresh cow stuff. Bill's famous rotted horse manure (no not what he writes!) had no repercussions when I tried that (I was Tracey's test pilot!) so you may have to settle for that when I'm down casting a critical eye over his rendering (ooh err!).

In the meantime as Ms McGee demonstrates it will have to be stuff that emerges from other bits of cows. And coconuts.

[Essexgungefan]

Cow pat contains gases that are used for methane as a fuel as well...

Are you implying I smell of fart?http://www.splosh.co.uk/forum/posting.php?mode=quote&f=1&p=62858#

No way - I'm sure you smell lovely!

[marie_messy_cd]

TBF this is something which has ever crossed my mind, and would not do it for me, but surely theres some kind of health implication with playing with cow dung, let alone the digusting smell?

[gamwam]

just wondering if there are any guys in the east mids area with access to a dung heap/manure pit who fancies some company? and a bit of messy fun

lemme know please if anyones around

gaz