Sploshing disasters!!

[scottishsplosher]

Hey guys,

Thought I would write and tell you about a couple of recent sploshing disaters I've had, just not thinking things out properly and simple bad luck!

The first disaster was a couple of months ago, I had recently moved into my gfs flat and one night when she was out, I thought I would experiment with gelli baff! There I was, standing in the bath that was filled with this goo, fully clothed and dripping in gelli baff. After enjoying playing for about half and hour or so, I poured in the mixture to disolve the mess and went to turn on the shower to wash off.

To my horror, I realised that something had happend with the hot water. My gf had been having problems with the pilot light (the thing that heats the water, I think) for a couple of months and on this particular night, it had gone out again. I was covered in this stuff and now only had the option of washing it off in freezing cold water.

It seemed to take an absolute age to wash off and it totally ruined the whole experience, by the end of it, my face was tripping me, the bathroom was a complete mess and I was frozen to the core...a sploshing disaster.

The second one was last week, I had a session planned with someone but due to the volcano ash cloud, my travel plans were cancelled. To combat this, I thought a wee session on my own would be just fine. So, there I was in the kitchen, trainers filled with beans and custard in front of me. Instead of going upstairs to the bath to put them on, I stupidly put them on in the kitchen. Trainers are fine for holding solid mess but custard and sauce was now everywhere and getting worse with everystep...how was I going to get over the cream carpet to the upstairs bathroom?? Another anti climax, had to get my feet in the kitchen sink to wash the food off. By the time I had completed this, I had lost the urge to splosh. Trainers were cleaned and I was in a bad mood the rest of the night....oh the joys of sploshing!!

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[Hayley]

I think we've all had sploshing disasters at times. In fact they are no worse than minor problems but cos you have built the session up in your mind, anything that ruins it becomes hugely annoying.

My most common have been the doorbell or the phone going when I've been doing one of my DIY photosets! Nothing major but irritating at the time.

The important thing is to never let it put you off!

Hayley x

[Deprime]

Nice topic Because I still live with my parents (waiting for an appartment) the cleaning of my clothes is ALWAYS a disaster I can't use the washingmachine, cause my mom will notice, I can't hide any clothing, cause she knows all my hiding spots, and I don't have many opportunities... that is a disaster!

[Squelch]

Third time lucky SS. At least you won't make the same mistakes again

[messyanthony]

When I was 16 i used to have solo pudding sessions. I would buy as much of it if as i could and get as messy as i could. My parents where set to go away for a week, so the first night that they left i planned an epic session. I must of had 3 gallons of pudding all from little cups that i put into large mix bowls. (spent almost 2 hours opening and dumping them all. I set the bowls up all up around the tub and was ready to go. The house was cold at the time so i figured b4 i begin i would heat it up so i could have a fun time.... I turn the heat up and give it a half hour... im sititng in the living room playing with myself and waiting for the bathroom to warm when i hear the garage door open. I nearly shit my pants. Their flight must of been canceled and they came home. I ran for the bath room. I locked myself in with all the evidence. I hear them come up stairs and call my name. I was trapped. I said "about to take a shower" they said before you do can i use the bathroom. My gut sunk... i placed all my sessions stuff behind the shower curtain and left the bathroom. My mom went in used the bathroom and came back out... she did not notice the sweet smell or anything. luckly. So after she got out i rushed back in and locked the door. I had to took everything for my session and tossed it out the 2nd story window into the back yard to hide it. i figured id clean that tomorrow. Shortly they knocked on the door again and said ok "honey where going back to the airport". We just wanted to pick up a few things we forgot while the flight was delayed. They took what they needed and left again. I lost all my materials and i did not have the money at that age to buy more. I had to save up for the clothes and the pudding for like 2 weeks. I ended up buying a small bottle of Herseys and gungng myself but it was just sad compared to the messing i had planned. Thats my story.

[wampony]

Hmmm, I know what you mean as I have to be careful these days.
I had a hot-water boiler stop working just after I moved into a place to live, luckily I was only showering in my clothes so I could turn off the water and abandon shower without trying to clean up.

Other than that, simple things like Hayley has had, telephone ringing etc. interrupting my activities.
Fortunately I have never had any really major disasters, although I once used pink animal marker spray with the (incorrect) knowledge that it washed off in warm soapy water, only to find that it didn't wash off, and I was stained pink for a while. The pictures are on this forum under a heading "never believe what you are told".
Once a few years ago I tried to play in mud in a gateway to a field while wearing riding-boots and jodhpurs, I slid into the mud and hit my knee on a sharp stone in the mud. I ripped my jods and knee open, the pain was terrible and it took a while to heal. That is something that has put me off playing in any mud for a long time now.

However, I have had many enjoyable and sucessful sessions, so don't let a couple of setbacks put you off.

[CaptainOats]

About 13 years ago, I had some guys working for me, I sloped off home early for a quick session, as I knew the house'd be empty. I was sitting in the bath, totally covered in ketchup, BBQ sauce, mayonaise, cooking oil and margarine when the doorbell rang. It was the blokes that worked for me at the door, they knew I was in because the van was in the drive, I could see them out of the bathroom window and hear them calling me through the letterbox. Talk about killing the moment! Though I do remember wondering what they'd think if they could see me.

[JenniferDiaz]

My disaster occured on my second ever session. The first, just a simple carton of custard, had gone really well and I was desperate for a follow-up, so when I got the opportunity out of the blue one day, I decided to take it.

I didn't really have anything prepared so I raided the kitchen to see what I could make at such short notice. The only thing I could think of was to mix a bag of flour with water to make a sort of porridgey gloop.

I made a small tub of the stuff and went on to enjoy a very good session, even though I hadn't had enough time to fully dress up. It wasn't until the cleanup that I discovered that flour and water is a substance not unlike glue! It had stuck all of my hair together and wouldn't come out! Needless to say, I panicked!

I eventually had to use a head-lice comb to get all of what was essentially wet bread out of my hair!

It took three hours!

I still have some not-too-shoddy pictures from this session, so it wasn't a total disaster. But needless to say, I will never EVER try it again!!

[Candy Custard]

scottishsplosher... re: the cold water I had problems in winter 2 years running with my boiler and have had this happen before during a session a few times. No way ever would I clean off with cold water. I get the worst off me and go to the kitchen naked and covered in goo to heat enough saucepans and boil the kettle enough to fill a couple of buckets. I then stood in the shower using a jug to get the water out of the bucket and clean off. It works amazingly well espcially if you have help to point out any bits you are missing.. and stop to do the shampoo/shower gel thing too.

For a while after I didn't trust my boiler and would do the buckets of clean boiling water and leave them to cool down while the session took place... so they were there in case needed. That happened too once and I was glad of the extra prep!

Very glad that shouldn't be happening again (fingers and everything crossed boiler has been working excellently) but at least I know theres ways round it if it does.

[skilly]

And don't forget about the stop start shower candy... Oh what fun we had lol..

[messyjojo]

I made a small tub of the stuff and went on to enjoy a very good session, even though I hadn't had enough time to fully dress up. It wasn't until the cleanup that I discovered that flour and water is a substance not unlike glue! It had stuck all of my hair together and wouldn't come out! Needless to say, I panicked!
I eventually had to use a head-lice comb to get all of what was essentially wet bread out of my hair!
It took three hours!
I still have some not-too-shoddy pictures from this session, so it wasn't a total disaster. But needless to say, I will never EVER try it again!!

Know exactly what you mean - my 1st attempt was with flour and water. Great, I thought, until it came to trying to get the damn stuff out of my thick, curly hair. Took an age to comb out and my head hurt for days - you live 'n learn lol

[Squelch]

For a while after I didn't trust my boiler and would do the buckets of clean boiling water and leave them to cool down while the session took place... so they were there in case needed. That happened too once and I was glad of the extra prep!

There are worse ways to finish a splosh session than with a wash down by a starkers messy Candy I'm sure