An average day made less average..

[Mike Nomic]

I was in Leeds over Easter, and on Thursday night in a Sainsbury's local store was a girl who took my breath away. A tall, slim, statuesque (that's thinking man's talk for big hooters), very attractive blonde in the current trend crotch-length boots and leggings. A splosh target to die for.

After finishing the little bit of shopping, I stopped off at the local pub (only to regain my composure, you understand), and was greetd by the sight of a large themed hen party in country/farmimg gear ... a good score of gals in muddy or dung-spattered wellies and similarly coated jeans or dungarees. Heiko from muddymodels would have been in Heaven.

I had to go back home to regain my composure.

Mike.

[BillShipton]

As I remember from my visit to Bristol - it is the home of the Hen Party! I admit to a weakness for women in stupid hen gear!

PS Sorry you said it was in Leeds...ooops.

[sweetnpied]

OKAY!!! I've had ENOUGH of this one-sided male-bonding bullshit about women you guys observe in unis and want to see sploshed. MY TURN NOW (and I want some of the other females here to chime in, too)! I watch a little NY Yankees baseball, and hubby has gotten me into ice hockey a little bit because as we get close to the NHL playoffs and the Rangers are battling for the last playoff spot, I won't get to see him three nights a week unless I sit on the couch and watch the games with him. But I'm really not much of a sports fan.

EEEEXXXXCEEEEEPTTT for the PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL SEASON. (That's American football for you folks across the pond.) OMG, in the last few years the pants have gotten sooooooo tight and soooooo low on their asses, I watch EVERY single game hubby watches. And I don't give a shit who's playing or what's the score. And I'm not paying attention to the plays at all. And when it rains!!!! And the field gets muddy!!!! I'm squirming on the couch. I read somewhere a few years back that they don't wear the protective cups, just jockstraps. (Because protective cups slow them down.) So I LOVE thinking about these guys running around in those tiny little pieces of cloth. And with these super-tight pants now, you can see the jock strap lines across their butts. And when it rains and their pants become pretty see-through!!!! OH MY GOD! (For those of you who don't know what a jock strap is... I don't know if it's solely an American item of clothing, there's a small cloth sack in the front that holds the cock and balls in to the body, there's the thick top elastic band across the stomach-back, and then there are two cloth strips, each one cupping under the bottom of each cheek. This means most of the man's ass is completely exposed. And if you wonder how I know this, hubby was a jock once upon a time, so I had to regularly wash them with the laundry. As were a few of my earlier b/fs.)

AND, BTW, WHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALL?!? I was looking on the menu of channel choices on my TV a few months back and saw that there was a game playing right then and there. I actually started getting moist down you know where as I fumbled with the remote trying to pull up the game. (Our cable remote totally sucks. You have to press the numbers JUST the right way or you miss a number or two in the channel.) As I keep hitting the number pad all wrong, I'm getting really excited remembering how those players wear those cheek-climbing, super-tight, super-short shorts. At least they did a few years ago when I could find their games more regularly televised on American TV. I finally pull up the channel, AND THEY'RE WEARING REGULAR FUCKING SHORTS!!! I was sooooooo pissed! When did Aussies become so conservative and hide their bodies?!? Those were the best unis I've ever seen in ANY sport.

[orangey]

I used to work for Dior not so long ago and whilst i was on a conference in Birmingham, i "spilt" a whole jug of water down my tight uniform...my regional manager nearly lept out of his seat, his eyes all wide and he was ahem...visibly excited!

My mind immediatly jumped to Closet Splosher!!!!
That or the poor bloke had noticed i wasnt wearing a bra....ooops!
that wasnt in the uniform guidlines!

x

Now that would make a fantastic Sploshing idea, wet first - saucy hint of breasts, then chocolate and custard n pies all over the smart white shirt and short skirt. Go on Lucy recreate your work 'accident' !