DD should come to Manchester and have Wamdrogony experience, that would get her well truly gunged and messed up, or we could take you all to some outdoor mud!! that would be a good laugh, get you all in a smelly pond!!!!
Hmm....think it would have to involve an inflatable chair, some handcuffs, a bikini and huge amounts of that clear sticky methocellulose (possible spelling prob) stuff. All captured on film of course with a soundtrack backing of Debaser or Bone Machine by the Pixies!