The Film (part 1)

[messyalan]

Selena was an actress and, like most actresses, she was out of work. This wasn't unusual and she often turned her hand to modelling, bar work, in fact anything that paid the bills. Her agent tried hard but she was in a very competitive industry. She had had a number of parts in films but nothing more than a few days here and a few days there. So when her agent rang to say he had got her an audition for a part in a film and it could be as much as three months work she jumped at the chance. However, when she asked what the film was he got a little vague and she guessed there was more to this than he was letting on. However she needed the money and so she was now sitting in the reception of a casting directors office in Wardour Street, London.

Sitting with her were four other girls who she assumed were also up for the same part. They were a mixed bunch but were all reasonably tall and good looking so the competition looked strong. They had all exchanged pleasantries when they arrived but then all fell into the usual embarrassing silence that filled an audition.

Selena was the second girl in and she straightened her skirt before walking in to the 'lions den'. There were two guys sitting in two armchairs side by side and facing an empty chair which they indicated for Selena to sit in.

“Welcome to Inferno Productions; I'm Mike and this ugly man is Terry, the director.” said the young guy smiling and indicating the other person.

“I understand from your agent that you have done some film work before. Do you have any pictures?”

Selena passed the folder she was carrying to Mike who looked through it and then passed it to Terry. In the folder were her resume along with pictures from her modelling and films.

Handing the folder back Terry asked, “are you OK with nude work?”

Actually Selena was very happy with her body so she had no problem in replying, “No problem at all but I don't do Continental.”

“That's not required in this film,” replied Mike and Selena felt better knowing that. Especially as she really hadn't any idea what the film was about.

“Would you read for us, please Selena?” asked Mike passing her a few sheets of paper.

As Selena took them Mike added, “Take a few minutes to look at the lines then I would like you to act it out for us please.”

Selena read through the lines and could see no problem although the actually story was a mystery. Pronouncing herself ready she got to her feet and moved away from the chair.

“Now imagine yourself as Tiffany, dressed in a black satin long dress, stockings, undies and high heels and you are welcoming your client.” said Mike, also reading from a script, “You hear a knock and go to the door.”

Taking her cue Selena walked forward and opened the imaginary door, “Come in I've been expecting you,” said with a big smile.

Looking herself up and down she said, “Are my clothes to your satisfaction?” and she flicked her skirt backwards and forward like a fan. Pulling the skirt to her waist, “and my undies and heels?”

Speaking from the chair Mike spoke, “Perfect thanks, just as I requested.”

Releasing her skirt she said, “I have all the food laid out. Would you like to see it?”

Mike nodded and Selena added, “It all looks so wonderful and I can't wait to try it.” and she was purring although she had no idea what she was meant to be doing.

Putting the paper down Mike looked at Terry then said, “Thanks Selena, we'll let you know.”

Putting her script down Selena thanked them and turned to leave when Mike asked, “Your agent says you have done quite a lot of sploshing shoots, is that correct?”

Selena felt sure her heart stopped but she turned with a smile on her face and replied, “Oh yes quite a few. I enjoy them.” then hoped there would be no more questions.

There weren't and she left wondering what the hell was going on.

As soon as she got home she tried her agent but there was no answer so she left a message.

The very next day Mike rang to say they were very happy with her audition and asked her if she would do a test shoot in a few weeks time. Of course she agreed and they said they would send the details to her agent. Selena thanked him and tried her agent again with no success. Very mysterious.

It was two days later when her agent finally rang with some excuse about being away. He told her a parcel had arrived from Inferno Productions with a covering letter explaining they wanted her for a test shoot.

“You better tell me what's been going on Geoff as I looked pretty stupid when I was asked if I had done a lot of sploshing. Apparently you told them I had well I have no idea what it is!” Selena said in a loud voice down the phone.

“Oh right, I'm sorry about that. It's a bit difficult to explain on the phone but there is a good website that will explain it all. Have a look at www.splosh.co.uk and I'll drop this package off on my way home.” and with that he'd gone.

Still as puzzled as ever she went to the computer and looked at the website. Very quickly she found out what sploshing meant. It was adults getting messy. Now she could see why her agent had been so reticent about telling her the full story.

She went and made herself a coffee and went back to the computer to carry on reading. After her initial shock she realised it wasn't really too bad although she had never been one for getting dirty preferring smart clothes to jeans and t-shirts.

She didn't realise how time had passed until she heard a thump and realised Geoff had dropped the package through the letterbox. She retrieved it from the mat and opened it. Inside was a confirmation letter with a firm date only ten days away for the test shoot at a studios in North London. There was also a standard contract and the relevant pages of the script. They also suggested bringing make-up and washing materials and Selena now knew why! The best bit was the amount they were paying for the day which was £250 plus travelling expenses. That would pay some bills.

Selena sat and read the script, what there was of it, and realised she had no idea what this was going to be like. She went to bed with lots of thoughts flooding through her mind along with lots of questions.

In the morning she woke with a realisation she would have to try sploshing to see what it felt like as she was meant to be an 'expert'. She went back to the website and re-read a lot of letters on the forum before realising that you could use almost anything as long as it was messy. She knew the test was to use food so she decided to try that out and she went to the supermarket to get some food. In the script it had mentioned custard, beans, ketchup and pies. She wasn't really sure what pies they meant so she didn't bother with them but she got the rest and felt very self-conscious at the checkout with all these messy items. Strange because if she had bought them a few days ago she wouldn't have felt at all embarrassed.

Getting home she wondered about what to wear and she remembered the audition and what she had been told she was meant to be wearing. She actually had a set of black undies with a matching suspender belt and black stockings. She didn't possess a long black dress in satin or anything else but she did have a long black skirt and a dark red blouse. Heels were no problem as she loved high heels so she got a pair of black ones out.

She then wondered where to do this and realised she couldn't use the bath or the shower wearing her stiletto heels so she decided to use the kitchen as it had a vinyl floor. Shame she had no plastic sheets but it was too late to go back and get some so she resigned herself to washing the kitchen floor.

Once dressed she stood in the middle of the floor unsure of what to do. Realising she would have to start somewhere she snipped the corner off one of the custard cartons and tipped some over the top of her blouse. Some ran down over her breasts and some found its way inside the blouse. It felt cold against her skin but the texture was nice even if the smell was a bit strong. Pulling out the blouse she tipped more custard in and watched as it covered her bra. Soon there was a pool of custard held back by the waistband of her skirt so she pulled that away and felt the custard flow over her panties and down her stockings to her shoes.

Putting the almost empty carton down she flipped open a ketchup bottle. Upturning it she squirted it over the front of her skirt tracing lines backwards and forwards. That also smelt quite strong. By now she could feel the custard trickling onto her shoes so she kicked one off and filled it with ketchup before pushing her foot back in. It felt nice around her toes so she repeated the exercise with the other shoe filled this time with custard. Now it was the turn of some beans and she opened a can and poured it over shoulders. She could feel the beans trickling down her back and then she heard them hit the floor. Opening a second can she pulled out her blouse and tipped them in. When they stopped at the waistband she squashed them around a bit before letting them slide to the floor. Now it was time for her hair and she chose a second tomato ketchup bottle. Upending it over her head she squeezed with both hands and she could feel it piling up on her hair. Dropping the bottle she massaged the ketchup in like shampoo before letting her hands slip over her face. The smell was overpowering but not alarming so she decided she had passed her own initiation.

She undid the buttons on her blouse and found out how difficult it was to peel off the sticky clothes. The rest of her clothes came off easily and then she realised she had to get to the bathroom without dropping food on the carpet. Wetting a cloth under the kitchen tap she proceeded to wipe off as much as possible before heading for the shower.

It took some time to clean herself down as the food was oily. It took three shampoos to get it out of her long hair and she could still smell ketchup, at least she thought she could. She then bundled the clothes into the washing machine and turned it on before washing the shoes under the cold tap and leaving them to drain.

An hour later and she had cleaned the floor and was sitting in front of the fire re-reading the script in a new light.

[morepies]

Wow - this one has all the ingredients ("pun") of a classic. Roll on Part 2!

[sweetnpied]

MA
Another one of my favorite fantasies. Meeting a hot director who wants me to play a part in a sploshing movie which I have to screen-test for. Love your spinning of the story.
Christina