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I like sploshing, but......

Postby Richard » 07 Feb 2010, 23:25

Now I love to get messy and soak my clothes in lots of custard, natrosol gunge, spaghetti in tomato sauce, etc. Anything like that and the more the better; I have even indulged in clothes ripping and mud wallowing.

This evening I was idly watching TV and at the same time reading a book about the Bayeux Tapestry, in French(!) which I bought when I went to see it a couple of years ago. I reached out to re-arrange a magazine on the table and accidentally knocked over a half full glass of red wine. It spilled into half a dozen remotes (TV, STB, VHS, radio, HiFi, etc.), soaked into a presentation set of classical CDs, various mint condition books and put red spots over a white, fitted carpet! Worst of all it soaked into a beautiful hand made marquetry 10 sided table made by my uncle about 60 or 70 years ago.

I could hardly believe that half a glass of Bordeaux could create such mayhem and damage; more so than gallons of stuff used deliberately in a sploshing session! Although I cleaned up as much as possible, I'm dreading seeing it in daylight tomorrow; I hope that the table will only need to be waxed and repolished. :x :evil: :( :x :evil: :cry:
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Re: I like sploshing, but......

Postby Lizzie_Claymore » 07 Feb 2010, 23:52

Very bad luck, Richard. So sorry to hear of this. I know exactly what you mean - I like sploshing but only when I intend it to happen. Any other time simply isn't funny!

I'm guessing that your former occupation gives you the best chance of any of us to work out any chemically-related methods of repairing the damage, though I fear that there will be little that can be done for the paper-based items.

As far as the remote controls are concerned, the chances are that the wine will already be all over the PCBs inside. If left, it's unlikely that you'll be able to fix them. If you're lucky then opening them up to gain good access for rapid washing with distilled water might work if the items were originally constructed with solder flux designed for water-wash removal. Many modern items are, as a result of the unavailability of CFC-based solvents that used to be the norm. However, many domestic items that are only designed for limited life actually use low-activity flux for 'no-wash' during low-cost manufacture. (The eventual disintegration caused by the remaining low-activity flux corroding the joint takes quite a long time and the calculation is that it'll only happen after the device is due to have been scrapped.)

Worth a try anyway if they're otherwise scrap.

Good luck!
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Re: I like sploshing, but......

Postby BillShipton » 08 Feb 2010, 08:56

I sympathise and agree entirely - messy stuff has a time and place. For instance if I'm filming others getting messy I have frequent "OCD moments" where I have to wash my hands because I'm operating the camera. I always feel guilty that there is someone covered from head to foot in just about everything waiting whilst I wash a minute quantity off my fingers. Sometimes small amounts of mess are far less enoyable than large.

Hope you recover everything.
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Re: I like sploshing, but......

Postby NINA » 08 Feb 2010, 10:56

The other day I did something along the same lines and knocked a drink over on my bedside table soaking loads of stuff from the TV remote to a pile of magazines in front of the table and it took me ages to clean it all up.

I hope you manage to salvage most of your stuff as i did mine though
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Re: I like sploshing, but......

Postby Richard » 08 Feb 2010, 21:29

Thanks everyone for your sympathy and advice. In the cold light of day it seems much less of a disaster. The remotes all work at present but if they stop I can replace them (CW, Its one thing to have had the knowledge but I've been retired for ages and have forgotten it all now! :) ); the CDs are OK, just the box totalled. I can't find any marks on the carpet and the books are soiled but still readable. I think the table may be marked but I look upon it as 'added character'.
I put it down to my prompt and expert actions* that I have got off so lightly!

Rich.

* (*Read drunken panic)
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Re: I like sploshing, but......

Postby JenniferDiaz » 11 Feb 2010, 02:12

It's one of those weird unintentional double standards in life!

You can happily cover yourself from head to toe in any number of substances, but a small bit of food falls from your fork onto your shirt and it's a total disaster!

I've noticed this in "regular" society in the form of H2O. People will happily take showers, bathe in the stuff, but the second a small quantity of it begins to fall from the sky, everyone panics! Swimming in it, no problem. But God help you if you splash people!

Liquid seems to be the only thing more terrifying when it's small! (Apart from bank balances)
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Re: I like sploshing, but......

Postby squirtuk » 11 Feb 2010, 11:21

Yes, I know what yopu mean.

I love getting wet fully clothed, BUT only when I plan to. I hate getting cold and wet by being caught in the rain......

I guess we are all human.....
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Re: I like sploshing, but......

Postby wampony » 11 Feb 2010, 15:57

Yes, I know what you all mean, getting intentionally messy is fun, and I have even wrecked other items I use to complete a costume all for fun, including soft toys and a riding-crop or two, as well as my reindeer antlers in my x-mas pictures.

But a small amount of something messy in the wrong place at the wrong time is a complete disaster, and can be the source of much frustrations.

Best of luck with your clearing up!
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