The Twelve Sploshes of Christmas

[Lizzie_Claymore]

Hi all,

It just occurred to me that, with it being Christmas (and all that), some traditional carols are getting their annual airing and could well be ripe for a bit of modification to fit in with a Splosh theme. For example, the first line of The Twelve Days of Christmas could be:

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... a sloppy pie in my panties"

Anyone care to continue the carol (and/or come up with others)?

You never know, if these are good enough, they could be made into a photoshoot by Bill, or someone else, ready for next Christmas!

Regards,
C_W.

[snake]

Hi all,
"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... a sloppy pie in my panties"

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... two pie wedgies
and a sloppy pie in my panties....

[snake]

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... two pie wedgies
and a sloppy pie in my panties....

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... three pussy pies
two pie wedgies
and a sloppy pie in my panties....

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I could go on.... anyone else?!

[BillShipton]

The obligatory boring bit from me...

Several private sessions have recreated this song in a Splosh! way and we have thought of doing it though strictly speaking each time you have to repeat ALL the previous presents which works out an incredible number by the end! Funny though...

Also have you heard our models sing??? Not a pleasant sound!

One year though (not during a recession) we will do a proper 70s-style Christmas Show with all that stuff in...

[malc]

Oh yes I remember it well! Emma i believe Bill,circa 1995, and both of us trying to sing.

[BillShipton]

Do you still have it, Malc? Not sure I do!

[malc]

Sorry no. Just memories i'm afraid. Suffered the clear out when i moved.

[bertie]

This is Vicki Michelle from 'Allo 'Allo and Cleo Rocos on the Kenny Everett show.....(with Kenny and Lennie Bennett)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG8f95A-pxM

[BillShipton]

Yes, I remeber their version well. Cheating a bit cos the mess doesn't change...

[Phantom]

Love that Kenny Everett clip.

[Richard]

A Christmas Appeal:

Please don't send me to any more Kenny Everett clips! I can't get away from them & keep replaying for ages!!!

[leonmoomin]

We had to let this conversation go by without answering it until we had edited the media!

We shot this in November as an ode to the Kenny Everett scene, we never thought of changing the words and making with other stuff, but I think our girls would have had trouble remembering the lines if we had done that, so anyway, smaller budget than Kenny's clip and a little bit more carnage, but, TopGunge Christmas special will be available later with special guest Messy Jessie and our version of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas"!



http://topgunge.com

[Phantom]

Leon - spectacular. Nice one, mate. Good work.

[Lizzie_Claymore]

Ha, ha!! Well done Leon. I hadn't infiltrated your organisation (though I would like to!) - that was pure coincidence. Great minds think alike eh?!