Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

[eden]

...Why would anyone buy a dildo named softee? This upsets me.

[ralph]

...Why would anyone buy a dildo named softee? This upsets me.

... it shouldn't do, if I remember correctly the softness was all to do with two people using the same dildo at the same time but at opposite ends (I sound like a barrister explaining it in court!!). I think your concern should really be with Limpy:

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Accompanying description goes:
The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

And some customer reviews:
Mr Limpy is amazing!, 09 Jun 2009
by leanne&rose

We're a lesbian couple and we thought Mr Limpy would be a bit of fun to mess and play with. Delivery was free and only took 24 hours.
The item was very reasonably priced and was discreetly packaged but I looked out my window this morning to see the postman feeling my parcel and smiling to himself. Either he knew what it was or he liked what he felt.
It's really lifelike and soft, and it looks good in my girlfriends pants. We would recommend this. It's a must-have item. Thanks.


I love my penis, 22 Mar 2008
by purrverse, a Going Steady Bisexual Female from United Kingdom

This is a great packing penis. I've always wanted one for when I dress up in super femme drag, to be more like a drag queen, but never got around to getting one. Now I have one, and it fills me with joy and my boyfriend with curiosity and a little concern.
There's a hole for the urethra (I think- maybe I got a Good Vibes one without the patented bit? anyway) which is neat, and it's just so squishy and realistic feeling.
I'm delighted, too, that I can switch it out with my "cock" dildo which is about the right size for a penis like this erect. Great!


Stretch cock -- great fun for stag (and hen) nights, 10 Mar 2006
by LoveHoney - Richard, a Going Steady Straight Male from United Kingdom

Out for my mate Andy's stag night in Cardiff, with the usual drunked comedy club and strip club hilarity.
He was dressed in full fireman's garb, along with a pair of back-less rubber underpants and (best of all) a Pink Limpy hanging out of the front of his trousers.
Not only does it look unnervingly like a real cock, but this floppy fella has an amazing elasticated property - imagine Stretch Armstrong with a willy and you won't be far off.
Suffice to say, the girls of Cardiff found it absolutely irresistible, stretching Andy's old chap across the pavement and beyond. Great stuff.

[BillShipton]

I'm fighting the urge to do a J'Lo comparison...

She's just Jenny from the Blog,
Used to have a little custard
Now she's got a lot,
Will she start working for Splosh?

Glad somebody got the Jenny from the Blog pun.

[alext]

Glad somebody got the Jenny from the Blog pun.

I was beginning to wonder that one myself

Great pics Jenny!

[allyw8]

Is it just me, or does Jenny have a touch of the Kate Winslet about her?

Especially that second face picture!

[BillShipton]

I am sure she'd be flattered by that, and I've no doubt she can go down in a Titanic fashion (arf-arf).

Next time we win the quiz we'll have to lean over the prom singing that Celine Dion song!

[Hayley]

So that's why you aren't around on Sundays any more...

[Invicta]

Great pics, Jenny is lovely...

Bill- your pub quiz team sounds a lot more fun than mine!