Hi i'm new....

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Hi i'm new....

Postby wamateur » 07 Jul 2006, 18:05

Hi everyone, i'm new here, and just wanted to say hello to you all and introduce myself.

I'm 24 from just south of Cambridge, and i am into WAM! (sounds like WAMMERS anonymous)

I have a limited experience with WAM, i tried it with my ex-girlfriend with great success but sadly we parted a while back. I was the one who always initiated it by dropping hints like "wouldn't it be fun to" or by strategically leaving sloppy food items near the bed ;)

So i have managed to get messy with yoghurts, chocolate sundaes, ice-cream etc but i have always wanted to have ago with porridge oats, but that has never been possible due to the fact in needs too much preperation. I couldn't just suddenly whip up 3 litres of mushy porridge oats with no explanation other than to pour over each other.

I have read over a few threads on here and the reason i love wamming so much is the feeling of lubricity, is that a word? The sliding of the slop over your body and then when 2 bodys meet it becomes a very slippery situation indeed, especially if you have just grabbed the shower curtain and thrown it over the bed and are uncontrollably writhing around with your partner - ooh eerr! Oh and it turns me on like a goodun' ;)

Anyway thats all for now any questions you have about me, i would be more than willing to answer, i will have to get one of those Avatar thing-mees sorted out so you can see what i look like.

JB
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Postby Hayley » 07 Jul 2006, 18:24

Welcome along! Hope you enjoy it all!

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good fun

Postby andy250 » 07 Jul 2006, 18:49

As long as its good fun keep doing it, you can't beat getting messy :lol:
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Postby messyterry » 07 Jul 2006, 19:11

Hi,

I'm fairly new to this forum myself, but have been involved with WAM for many years. To start, I'm sure everyone on this forum will agree with me when I say you're amongst good friends here with the Splosh forum.

You will get the chance I'm sure before long to sample bucket loads of porridge, just wait. The opportunities will come along probably without you realising it. In the meantime just enjoy yourself getting messy in whatever ways you can.

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I'm from Bristol, and from late 1998 - 2002 I ran a WAM club (TNMMC). After TNMMC closed I retired from WAM, but I've made a comeback and pleased to say TNMMC is back.
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Postby Sploshman » 07 Jul 2006, 19:25

Welcome mate.
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Postby messymercedes » 07 Jul 2006, 20:22

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm PORRIDGE!!!!!!!

makes a note in the wam book. Hav'nt tried that YET :lol: :lol:


Welcome, we all like getting messy here


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Postby slavetogunge » 07 Jul 2006, 20:26

welcome to the mad house just make sure your fridge is always full of custard and chocolate syrup. ok
As I sail around the world, will I find the messest girl in the land?
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Postby BillShipton » 07 Jul 2006, 20:31

messymercedes wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmmmm PORRIDGE!!!!!!!

makes a note in the wam book. Hav'nt tried that YET :lol: :lol:
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U'm disappointed in you, Mercedes. Porridge is fexcellent. Feels nice and is always warm (unlike mud!).
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Postby Spinynorman and Frilly » 07 Jul 2006, 21:45

Welcome to the fold. Everything and everyone here always seems to be nice, messy and slightly silly. Quite a good combination really.
Kind regards, Spinynorman and Frilly

Still messing about after all these years!
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Postby stu08 » 07 Jul 2006, 22:38

welcome to the site mate
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Postby mudbath » 08 Jul 2006, 00:30

As with everyone else welcome!! Its intresting the number of new sploshers showing up i wonder how many have seen the article in bizarre or is it just a coincedence, as for not trying porridge its one of my faves heavy warm icky mmmmm
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Postby wamateur » 09 Jul 2006, 16:15

Thanks for the welcome, hopefully i will be doing a bit of self wam this week so i'll try and get some pics for you all to have a looksie, anything special you'd like me to wear?

JB
WAM-bam, thank you Mam!
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Postby gooeykez » 10 Jul 2006, 00:48

What sort of thing do you like to wear, are you into cd or just normal clothes.
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Postby Dumus » 10 Jul 2006, 09:31

Porridge is THE best goo to use. It feels amazing. If you mix in a load of sugar it tastes great too.
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