About 10 years ago when I was a Uni, me and a big group of friends went to Newquay for a weekend break. We decided to go for a picnic on the beach one day whilst we were there. Jenni, who was a stunning lookin gal, about 5 feet 4 inches with curly Red Hair, volunteered herself to be buried in the sand. So we took to digging a hole about 3 foot deep and put her in. She sat on a camping stool whilst we all took turns in filling in the hole. After about 5 minutes or so, she was buried up to her neck. She seem to really like the experience. My mate John went over to where the picnic stuff was and picked up a paper plate and some squirty cream we had bought for Strawberries. He filled the plate up as much as he could, walked over to Jenni head poking out of the sand and smothered her face in Cream. Everybody laughed, except Jenni, naturally! We cleaned her off and dug her out. Later that day, she saw the funny side, thank god!
