How my farm mucking started

[cowslurrylover]

Hello everyone I'm new to this forum but love the topics.
the muddy models discussions are my favourite because of the talk on cow manure.
I was introduced to this area a long time ago by my aunt-short story incase you all get bored with me.
I visited her every summer for two weeks(she lived in the middle of knowwhere in the country),but one time when i was in my mid twenties i turned up with no clothes as my kit bag was stolen.
The morning after i arrived she asked me if i wanted to go to the local pond to cool down as it was very hot.
I said "yes but i have no clothes"
"No problem",she said "ill provide you with something suitable"
with that she pulled down her knickers.
they were silky white but were well worn.
"Put these on" she said "no one will see you & they are suitable for the pond"
I didnt know what she meant but put them on.
We walked straight from her back garden across three fields to a corner of a clearing covered with trees.
As we got near a stench filled my nose.
"Wheres the pond" i said.
"here" she pointed
What i was faced with was no pond but a black/ green/brown expanse of what appeared to be cow slurry.................
To be continued if anyone is interested
Mark xx

[matt2matt2002]

Yes, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

[mattbuck]

I'd like to hear.

[beat]

Yes, tell more about your experiences.

[Mucky Dave]

tell all, hope it is true,but then my first experience was almost just as bazaar,l was 11 & l used to go round to my friends house,mainly to see hiss mum who used to wear micro mini skirts, she used to love bending over,well one day ,just me & her, she was siting on the sette with her legs open when her dog came up & started licking her fanny,she did not push it away but just closed her eyes ,leaned back & enjoyed it.lt made quit an impression on me.
any way Carry on with your tale please.