Pie Massage

[glove-n-pie]

Hi, the other day I went to one of the local massage parlours (one I might add does not offer sex, they are willing to enact fantasies tho). I had already checked with them by phone if they would be ok with throwing a few custard pies at me.

So I get there, armed with 4 cans of wilkos sensitive shaving foam and a pack of paper plates and some evening gloves. The lady I chose was a 5'7 blonde called 'Kimmie' who was stunning, I opted for a room with a shower and jacuzzi we made about 22 pies (from just over 2 cans of foam). I then got her to pop one of the pairs of gloves and commence the massage then after a while to start the roleplay and pies. After a 20 min plus very sensual massage, she excused herself (as per the roleplay) and changed gloves from long opera length black pair to a elbow length white pair with button opening. Told me to close my eyes then led me to a chair and told me to sit down. She then proceeded to tell me that she knew and to open my eyes, she was standing in front of me in a black bra and briefs, long white gloves and holding two pies, I asked her what she was on about and she repeated her self and added 'how could you, I thought I was the only one for you' then put the pies in my face in quick succession smearing them around my face. I cleaned my self and asked why she had done this which was met by another pie and as if you don't know. you just know having a massage with my twin!!! More pies, this goes on her livid with me for cheating on her. Her use of the pies was good she gave a dick sandwich, head sandwich, pies to the arse, chest, and smeared all around the face. The role play was good as well.

In fact most of the ladies that work there are quite willing to do throw pies if asked.

I will be going back there for another session (when I can afford it) possibly with for more than one lady.

[BillShipton]

When I was doing my "sploshing consultant to the stars" bit for the TV company last week, I asked them if they had spoken to anyone else about sploshing and they said they had interviewed a hooker who does it regularly. It is good to know that it is being willingly incorporated into this world - another sign of recognition.

[glove-n-pie]

A couple of weeks back I went again to the same nottingham 'spa' for another session, this time with a lady called 'Tanya' A blond who was quite new to the 'spa' This time I came armed with more shaving foam & plates (tho wilko's had run out of thier own brand leaving me with gillette which is not as good) and a evening dress for her to wear (I also selected the wrong size,a 10 Tanya's a 12, but it fit very nicely ). we made around 20+ pies again.

After another very sensual massage we got started with the pie fight. I asked if she would be ok with taking pies she was interested but declined as she had nothing to re-fix her self afterwards. She was wearing a long black dress which clung to her figure and long white gloves with 3 buttons at the wrist (the same gloves Kimmi wore for the pie throwing). This time I played the delivery man who had delivered the wrong pies but was so arrogant that they were the right pies became on the receiving end of them. Tanya was good, she seemed a little unsure of her self at first but got into to it big time and I was covered. She also said that she found it a bit of a turn on as well and would be interested to take pies as long as she knew it was booked so she could be prepared and able to fix her hair and make-up.

So I've got another session booked soon and i'm looking forward to it

[Essexgungefan]

I wonder if its advertised in any guides or other publications?

[PleasePieMeMistress]

Glove-n-pie 20 plus pies from 2 cans?!
On my phone mistress/foamy pies thread I made 6 pies from the same amount of foam!!!

[glove-n-pie]

Glove-n-pie 20 plus pies from 2 cans?!
On my phone mistress/foamy pies thread I made 6 pies from the same amount of foam!!!

it was around 2.5 cans of wilko's big own brand cans (400ml), to be accurate. The pies were not that large either but ample.

[PleasePieMeMistress]

To be fair the ones I made were monster pies, filling the whole plate and being about 2.5-3inches deep!

[glove-n-pie]

I had my 3rd session yesterday and boy was it good!

I had booked Tanya again and she had agreed in advance to take a few pies herself. After making around 30 pies. some large some ample, I had a massage with her wearing a long dress and pair of vintage red long gloves by Nyret which was very sensual. After she changed her gloves for long black satin ones and the pie fight began.

I started with a Pie demonstration. I let her know the gist of the scene. and as I said we are going to see a 'simple pie in the face for instance' she would put a pie in my face (tho I would get ready to do the same to her). This continued with sandwiches, twists, sideways pies, a let me have it pie, this continued until I mentioned the 'surprise pie' to which I just stood there for a few seconds as she did nothing and let her have one in the face. This was followed by fits of laughter. I quickly followed this with a 'princess liea' a pie on each ear. a pie hat, and another pie in the face. I then said the next demonstration will be the self pie to which she pied herself, followed by a 'simultaneous pie' After that we just had a bit of fun. I got her to sing somewhere over the rainbow (well after telling her the 'where do pies go to get weighed' joke) and when she 'sung way up high' she got a pie in the face. Pies to the butt, crotch and boobs followed by more to the face. We were covered and after a little massaging the foam into each other, the session was over and cleanup began. Tanya said she loved it you could tell, she was giggling and laughing all the time.

I hope to have another session probably in a few months time.

Andy.

[PleasePieMeMistress]

Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

[glove-n-pie]

Wow, Doesn't time fly!

I come and go from this site and I very rarely log in. Something possessed me to look at my topics and I was amazed at the date on this thread 2009!!! where does the time go, it has been about 4 years since these epic sessions.

I did go back in late 2009 or early 2010 for another session with Tanya, which was just as good as the 1st 'tit for tat' exchange that we had.

and again in June 2010 for another session with two other ladies there. Kimmy was one and Amber i think was the other. They had a great time we had about 40 to 50 pies and had a couple of different scenarios. I could not pie them but it was amazing Kimmy threw one of the pies from across the room, it missed me with out me having to duck and hit Amber on the side of the head, she was not best pleased and then proceeded to let me has 5 or 6 pies in quick succession

That was the last time I have been back due to not really being able to afford it.
Though I have been hankering for a long gloved embrace again as I do every year around the winter time.

[dougiezerts]

Rob Blaine (RIP) once told me about a salon that was going to offer mud massages. Sadly, it never got off the ground!