Billie Piper Sploshing - The Programme!

[BillShipton]

Not till the summer, but they said they'd let me know when.

[ajhu]

I think a sloppy custard pie sandwich (on flan bases) to billie would be brill cant see her being up for it mind

[BillShipton]

There should be a pieing though

[DungeonMasterOne]

'scuse the late followup but just had to say, Billie Piper, gunged? Woohooo!

Pitty it sounds as if she'll not be wearing very much, but then I suppose getting mainstream TV to understand fully-clothed sploshing as anything other than slapstick comedy probably is asking a bit much.

Way to go Bill for being picked as the advisor!

[BillShipton]

Oddly enough the subject of clothing did come up and in the first part she should be keeping her smart dress on at the start (at our insistence).

[G.R.Z.]

Oddly enough the subject of clothing did come up and in the first part she should be keeping her smart dress on at the start (at our insistence).

(Thought I already had an account here, but worth a re-register to post about this...)

Bill, you're a damn sploshing hero for all of this--not just the "working with TV people to get a hot woman messy on the air" part, although that's quite nice, too . . . but in making sure that it's an authentic representation of what we're like (in as much as one can be authentic with just one example).

It'd be really easy for a producer to just write off the whole fetish in the episode with "put a bit of cream on her tits, show them for a bit, and call it a scene" . . . after all, it is technically messy, and done in such a way that the average audience member could understand it, but they obviously wanted to get it right, and they probably got one of the best advisers possible to show them the way. From what you describe, it sounds like the scene will be cool and quite fun, and might even show WAM in a light that might make an interested party or two give it a go.



Plus, it'll give us a hot woman getting messy on the air.

[BillShipton]

Nice of you to say so, but my cynicism says that although they listened, wrote down and agreed with everything I said that none of it will happen if it is too much trouble for them to shoot. We'll see!

[G.R.Z.]

Who knows, maybe Ms. Piper will decide she's really keen on the idea and demand that it happens no matter what.

Also, who knows, maybe I'll hit the lottery today. Anything's possible.

[muckypup]

Who knows, maybe Ms. Piper will decide she's really keen on the idea and demand that it happens no matter what.

Also, who knows, maybe I'll hit the lottery today. Anything's possible.

And maybe she'll demand that Bill films a shoot for her

[katieessex]

Oddly enough the subject of clothing did come up and in the first part she should be keeping her smart dress on at the start (at our insistence).

This is why i love Bill and Hayleys Splosh and their take on getting messy

I think its far sexier to see a gorgeous girl fully dressed to the nines and she knows shes gonna get in a huge mess and ruin her pristine look - far better than all those so called "wam producers" flooding the market (and UMD) with naked porn models with a teaspoon of custard on their fake tanned silicone tits (yuk!)

Personally I would love to see a site like Only Tease or Only Opaques featuring 2 girls in each shoot with pies, eggs and loads of yummy desserts!! Maybe a bit of bondage thrown in - Now that would be worth a subscription!
I quite like Allwam but the shoots are a bit haphazard and seem to lack intent and planning - a well placed pie on a waiting recipient is far sexier than an all out free for all fight IMHO

I suppose Jo Bache is too mainstream these days for a good sexy smart messy session - she used to do some fantastic expressions when she was getting it

[BillShipton]

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I suppose Jo Bache is too mainstream these days for a good sexy smart messy session - she used to do some fantastic expressions when she was getting it

We are still in contact with Jo, so don't discount it totally.

Bill

[Richard]

We are still in contact with Jo, so don't discount it totally.

Bill

That's the most promising news I've heard for a while

[RexBeans]

This must be happening soon...

or was it all a lovely dream?

[BillShipton]

Yes, I imagine it is. I haven't heard anything though. Keep a look out for trailers etc...

[RexBeans]

you'll know when I've seen the trailer because there will be a loud comedy BA-DOING! noise from my trouser area...