Billie Piper Sploshing - The Programme!

[BillShipton]

Now here's an exclusive!

I've just had an e-mail from Chloe at Tiger Aspect TV who tells me they are planning a sploshing scene in Secret Diary of a Call Girl starring Billie Piper (currently tucked away on ITV 87 or something). Well, it seems they need some advice before shooting it, so they've asked me to pop down for a chat.

All I know at the moment is that their planned scene involves Billie with a male partner, and my cynicism tells me that he will get most of the mess and it will all last about three seconds BUT I will do my best to convince them otherwise. Unless they change their minds altogether..which is also possible!

[shorty2kuk]

hopefully will be a good one

[muckypup]

That would be awesome! Can we help advise?

[BillShipton]

Looks like it's all going to be a mad rush at the moment! May even be tomorrow! Will let you all know.

[wamadeus]

She did do a clothed shower scene in Doctor Who once (the one with the cats dressed as nuns running a hosptial) where the lift "disinfects" her. So here's hoping.

Trying not to look too much of a nerd.

Wamadeus

[muckypup]

She did do a clothed shower scene in Doctor Who once (the one with the cats dressed as nuns running a hosptial) where the lift "disinfects" her. So here's hoping.

Trying not to look too much of a nerd.

Wamadeus

Too late

But yeah she seems quite fun so hopefully would be up for it It'd definitely boost the ratings! I trust you'll get an executive producer credit Bill?

[maxoverdrive]

There has been an interview with her plastered all over the web where she had to explain sploshing to an American audience

[Squelch]

It's a tough life Bill.... ....what with being Billy Piper's personal sploshing advisor and all that...
Now if you could blag your way on to the set during filming that WOULD be impressive

[Devo77]

That's so cool. Loved her in Doctor Who and Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
I figure sploshing would come up. Belle/Hannah, Billie's character, has done some
kinky things so far might as well go for it. But like what Bill said it could very
easily end up like a stunt on Top Gear, "Ambitious but rubish."

[BillShipton]

My new role as "Sploshing Advisor to the Stars" doesn't start till next week now, so I will tell you more then!

[BillShipton]

Meeting set for Wednesday. They have sent me the script!

[RexBeans]

Billie Piper, sploshing?
Nurse! fetch my pills! I need to lie down....

Bill, i will give you a million pounds* if you manage to get knickerfilling in the scene

*not really
*

[Essexgungefan]

Sounds very interesting, I wonder when the show will be on tv?

[BillShipton]

Should be able to give you a rough idea next week.

PS Read the script and RexBeas may just owe me a million pounds!!

[muckypup]

Should be able to give you a rough idea next week.

PS Read the script and RexBeas may just owe me a million pounds!!

RexBeas?