Rude Games for Consenting Sploshers

[christh]

Rude Games for Consenting Sploshers

I like a random element in sessions which may be effected my using playing cards or dice. None of these ideas involve any skill, just the turn of the cards. I offer some suggestions, and hope others will add more.

I note that many commercial adult games involve drinking as a forfeit. I think that whatever else you do you should be the sole arbiter on how much you drink.

Card Games

These games are pure chance, and can easily be varied to taste. The game for two couples has only been played in my imagination, but it should work. I know it isn’t really splosh at all, but it is friendly, and you could think of ways of making it dirty as well.

Game for consenting couple: Simple Strip or Soak

Agree on what to wear. Women, who have more to hide, are allowed an extra garment. I suggest women wear panties, bra, vest/slip, blouse, skirt, tights, shoes, sweater/scarf/hat. Men wear pants, vest, shirt, trousers, socks, shoes, sweater/scarf/ hat. It doesn’t matter as long as the women have an extra garment, eg no sweater for a quicker game. You could cross-dress.

A waterproof chair is needed: could be an old wooden one, or a garden chair, or one of those inflatable ones.. The one being soaked (small glass of water?) sits in the chair; the stripper stands alongside. The game starts with the man in the chair; the woman draws a card for him. Red for strip, black for soak. Draw cards in turn. The stripper stands, the one being soaked sits. The first naked gets soaked, gunged, is genitally kissed, or whatever. Particularly if filming, the loser may then strip the winner.

Spades for a Strip

Another one for a couple. One sits, the other administers things, turning over the cards. Dress as above. Cut for the first go in the chair. Turn over the cards one at a time from the top of the deck.

Spade? Strip off a garment.
Heart? Get a kiss or some other form of affection. The one in the chair may choose.
Diamond? Dunk from a small glass of liquid (or custard, cream pie, etc)
Club? Change places.

Continue until one is naked, and finish as with other game.

If you are filming or photographing events, you may rig it by stacking the cards. Eg the woman can be quickly reduced to very little, but eventually it is the man who bears all first.

For Two Couples.
Girls to wear 8 units of gear; boys to wear 7, or as agreed.

Sit opposite partner, maybe round a coffee table. Cut to start, taking cards from top of shuffled deck. Ace high. Equals cut again.

Shuffle the deck, put face down and turn up top card.

Spades: strut around the room, then have unit of clothing removed by opposite’s partner
Hearts: kiss your partner. Kiss should be passionate: it may be done to a count of ten from other pair.
Diamonds: kiss the opposite’s partner likewise.
Clubs: remove a unit of clothing from any other player.

On becoming naked, strut around the room, then continue playing, but for the naked player spades become like clubs. The last player (winner) is stripped by the opposites partner, and both opposites embrace to finish.

[Squelch]

Like the idea christh. Something involving dice could have good sploshing potential too

[christh]

Thank you Squelch! You can certainly use dice. 1 die has 6 sides (although you can get other types with 4 sides upward) so, if used with my first game (simple strip or soak), there are now six combinations. 1 possible approach would be 6: strip and soak, 5: strip, 4: kiss, 3: soak, 2 and 1: change position. Another would be to add shaving cream pies to the face and custard or porridge down the pants. Thus 6: strip, 5: pie, 4: custard, 3: kiss, 2 & 1 change places.

More than one die makes things complicated. Two dice not only give you eleven combinations, but with varying odds: 7 is six times as likely as 1 or 12! I’m inclined to use the KISS principle.

[shredder]

One can also obtain non-cubic dice from assorted games stores, designed for role-playing board games. Ebay too, I presume.
So if you really want 12 equal options, a dodecahedron may be your new friend.

Geometry trivia aside, I love dice, as they are washable after (or sometimes during if we are doing it right!) games.

[Scud01us]

speaking as a gamer, you can get dice with either 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 20 or 100 sides. They are all pretty cheap at any gaming store and come in sets. Some stores even let you buy singles of colors that match your fancy. Enjoy as complicated a game as you want people!