Manure fantasies...

[horseapples]

...here's mine -

Nicolette Sheridan, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, knocked into a cart of raw, fresh horse manure -

http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/6249_sherid08381.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9241/scarlettjohanssonpremirca2.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2081/2254161143_d075818ebc.jpg?v=0

http://www.freewebs.com/movie_pix/Back%20to%20the%20Future/buford%20fell%20in%20manure.JPG (just imagine it's Scarlett in a cowboy costume, spitting out a chunk of horse poop from behind those wet, shiny, voluptuous lips...

http://www.natalieportman.com/albums/public_2004_closer-la-premiere/c04_celebrity_city_Natalie_Portman_34.jpg

[stonecastle]

Horse manure is rubbish as it is not digested enough. It is just like ground up straw with brown water added. It isn't actually a liquid at all just grass fibres and water like wet straw.

[ralph]

Horse manure is rubbish...

I agree. It's just a load of shit.

[dirtydids]

I have an early New Years Wish

Place Stonecastle under an Elephant with Diarrhea

[ralph]

Is Diarrhea the name of a new SPLOSH model?

[andy250]

Horse manure is rubbish as it is not digested enough. It is just like ground up straw with brown water added. It isn't actually a liquid at all just grass fibres and water like wet straw.

Why have you tried eating it?

regards

Andy