Punish Hayley for being a bad tempered bitch!

[stockingman]

Yes, I see I got it wrong, y instead of i!

It's been one-of-those-days! (I'm having to deal with a few irritating people at work right now who I'd like to submit to Stonecastle's idea......taking them to a farm and throwing them into a pool of cow slurry head first. )

Did you really attend Eton or slum it at that other Comp they call Harrow lol fook me u cant get a decent education in the UK unless u you attend a a Comp

[Etonman]

Did you really attend Eton or slum it at that other Comp they call Harrow lol fook me u cant get a decent education in the UK unless u you attend a a Comp

Nah, just the local Comp.

I think my nick came originally from some of the other kids at school. Dunno why...I'm sure I wasn't an obnoxious spotty little swot.

[Hayley]

There is nothing wrong with comprehensives. The one I was thrown out of was very good!

Punishment should be smelly so no problem with Horseapples on this occasion. Glad this thread has been bumped! Having said there, there does seem to be a lot of shit flying on the forum at the moment. I expect the novelty will wear off!

Holy

[Etonman]

Indeed, our comprehensive school observed many fine old academic traditions, such as throwing the sixth-form girls into the playing-fields pond at the end of the summer term.

[grungyartist]

I second the manure. here here.

[stonecastle]

Another that I would like to do to Haley would be to make a gooey mixture with clotted cream, blamange, angel delight, chocolate mouse and thick yogurt. Stir it all together in a big bowl. Then scoup up handfuls of it and slowly squelch it into her face and hair and all over her head. She would also have to do the same to me as well at the same time.

[david_h1980]

Along the lines of hair, i would cover your hair with a gloop mixture of bleach to turn you into a blonde. Them proceed to destroy your new blonde hair. I would first make you wear a shower cap full of tuna for a nice smell, then i would cover you in curry sauce, beans and custard mixture. Followed by a pie of jam and syrup and cream. next treacle and whitewash, mushy peas, flour water, cottage cheese and marg. I am sure you would look great as a blonde covered in this. Then as you mentioned blowies, love to see you sucking whislt bein covered in a yukket bucket of everyting left. If only???

[Hayley]

Along the lines of hair, i would cover your hair with a gloop mixture of bleach to turn you into a blonde. Them proceed to destroy your new blonde hair. I would first make you wear a shower cap full of tuna for a nice smell, then i would cover you in curry sauce, beans and custard mixture. Followed by a pie of jam and syrup and cream. next treacle and whitewash, mushy peas, flour water, cottage cheese and marg. I am sure you would look great as a blonde covered in this. Then as you mentioned blowies, love to see you sucking whislt bein covered in a yukket bucket of everyting left. If only???

Loving that! Though it might be more fun to do all that, then put the shower cap on to keep it juicy. Actually make that one of those full face hoods so I get to enjoy the smell! Absolutely no holes in the rubber hood except for the mouth so I'm ready for blowie action! Though, I must admit I like being grabbed by my yukky hair doing those...I know, slutty bitch!