Punish Hayley for being a bad tempered bitch!

[JohnnyB]

Might not hurt to add that story to the Reading Room, tapp. And the new one when it arrives.

[BillShipton]

Yes, I know Hayley would be delighted if you put it in the Reading Room. She'd also like the stories you told undeer the "Suggestions' thread in there as well if you have them separately from the replies.

[Hayley]

Yes, I think your posts would work well in our Reading Room, Tapp.

And thanks to MessFreak for sending me this. His idea of what I would look after someone shaved my hair off!

Yes, it's the slaphead who likes a slap in the head with a pie! Feel free to adapt any other pictures you like. It could be fun!

Thanks guys!

Love
Hayley

[stonecastle]

I take Halley down to a farm then lift her up and throw her into a pool of cow slurry head first.

[sol84]

Hello - flying visit/ drop in.

Thank you for comments - I'll try putting the text across into a thread on Reading Room - you make it sound so easy! Any probs and i'll drop a note to Hayley/ Bill.

Usual moaning excuse - work. aside from 'day job' have chance to do so extra things and in run up to christmas cant afford to turn it down.

Take care

PS - loved Julies pics/ panto routine!

[matt2matt2002]

Nice pix
Where can I get more pix of Miss H to errr.. modify?

Can we have a competition?
Can the prize be to shave Haley's head?

[Hayley]

I think a "Most Extreme Shampoo/Hairdo " Competition would be good. But sorry no shaving prize. The pic as convinced me I'd look silly. Other adapted hotos much appreciated though!

Hayley

[welshcakes]

Hey Hayley! You looked just like me in that photo. Apart from the height, your lack of tattoos and my lack of boobs, obviously. Oh yes, and my legs aren't as nice as yours either. x

[latexcrossdresser]

you look out of this world in that super sexy latex outfit!!!!i just coudn't possibly mess it up!!so i would strip you to your underwear and cuff your wrists and ankles togeather and chuck you in a bath of black treacle and get a load of people round to wank and pee on you from time to time just to let you know we haven't forgotten about you.then give you a good coating of flour just for the fun of it!!!!

if i get bored i might jump in with ya and start playing with your good bits.........

[horseapples]

...you should never lose your temper like a bitch again. I'm gonna take you to a large warehouse, tie you by your pubic hair to a hook, then by your hair, then I'm going to dump sour cream over you, then sour milk, then tons of eggs, then fish guts, then pig innards, then horse manure, pig manure, cow manure, sheep manure and sewage and then lock you in a room with the heating up full for two weeks then come back to the decomposing mess you've become, covered and begging for water. Then I would drag you with a whip and dunk you in a vat of ice cold-water, leaving you to wash yourself...

[Jim]

...you should never lose your temper like a bitch again. I'm gonna take you to a large warehouse, tie you by your pubic hair to a hook, then by your hair, then I'm going to dump sour cream over you, then sour milk, then tons of eggs, then fish guts, then pig innards, then horse manure, pig manure, cow manure, sheep manure and sewage and then lock you in a room with the heating up full for two weeks then come back to the decomposing mess you've become, covered and begging for water. Then I would drag you with a whip and dunk you in a vat of ice cold-water, leaving you to wash yourself...

Blimey!

[Etonman]

I take Halley down to a farm then lift her up and throw her into a pool of cow slurry head first.

Romance isn't dead yet then?

(Though Hailey might like it?)

[eden]

I think I may have to refrain from eating my lunch while on the forum from now on!

[stockingman]

Is this now a competition to see how many ways we can spell Hayley?

We have Halley and Hailey so ill add Ailey

[Etonman]

Yes, I see I got it wrong, y instead of i!

It's been one-of-those-days! (I'm having to deal with a few irritating people at work right now who I'd like to submit to Stonecastle's idea......taking them to a farm and throwing them into a pool of cow slurry head first. )