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what would be the best thing ???

Postby slavetogunge » 20 Jun 2006, 20:15

well you all must fantasise about things getting poured over you, i was just wondering if any of you really fantasised about a certain (liquid ish material) getting poured over you sexy clothed bodies?????

i was thinking about this at work and i thought of warm honey and treacle getting into those nooks and crannies, i had to go and find something to use before i had to be back into work, just got back in time.
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Postby welshcakes » 20 Jun 2006, 21:24

It's just about always pies with me. Preferably big sloppy gloopy pies that run, served firmly to the face.
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!
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Postby messyjames » 20 Jun 2006, 21:38

I think it would have to be warm thick gloopy porrige for me i just love the feeling of it pouring over me
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Postby MessyFarmer » 21 Jun 2006, 22:38

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Postby DecadentDoll » 22 Jun 2006, 20:46

i like warm custard, also cant beat a bit of something textured like porridge in the knickers, or rice pudding!

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Postby shorty2kuk » 22 Jun 2006, 20:51

got to agree with decadentdoll custard is fantastic but then again cold custard gives a bit of a shock factor but warm is good too
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Postby Madrox » 23 Jun 2006, 16:19

I`ve had this crazy idea for a while now!! What i`d like to do is make a pie from the white filling in a walnut whip, it`s got a real nice sticky texture to it & i reckon if you buy enough walnut whips and scoop out the white stuff, spread it into a flan case, mould it into a nice round peak it would make an awesome pie. Hmmmmmmmmm Piella..........................
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Postby DecadentDoll » 23 Jun 2006, 16:28

that would take a lot of work madrox and i for one would admire you very much for acheiving it!

oh can i eat some of the chocolate, or will you melt it down to use as the base of your pies?
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Postby TheDefector » 23 Jun 2006, 17:01

Wow Madrox what an original idea for making a pie. Its one of those things you can do once just to scratch that itch :D

DD has a good idea for the chocolate. How about you start with a plain sponge flan case then pour the melted chocolate (left over after DD has had her share :wink: ) over the flan then top with the white filling. What a pie that would be. When its finished please post a pic its a first as far as I know.
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Postby gooeykez » 05 Jul 2006, 02:00

I fancy being emersed in a bath full of treacle and then climbing into a bath full of hundreds and thousands until i was totally covered.
Highly unlikely to ever happen unfortunately but one can dream.
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Postby Spinynorman and Frilly » 05 Jul 2006, 07:53

So rather than being tarred and feathered it would be treacled and sprinkled.

Nice idea.
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Postby gooeykez » 05 Jul 2006, 09:35

Yeah its definately a fantasy i really like but i know its not gonna be one i'll realise.
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Postby Hayley » 05 Jul 2006, 11:15

Filling a bath with treacle would be expensive - though I'm told you can get huge quantities of mollasses as pig feed but it would be difficult to dispose off after!

However it is easy to cove yourself in treacle in the bath. Get yourself a couple of those big gallon plastic containers of Lyle's treacle from the cash & carry and just pour it over yourself (or better still get a friend to do it). Two gallons would give you enough to cover you completely and some to squish around in.

I have done two gallons myself (one gallon just poured continually over my head - another near climaxing experience), and then opted for flour over that (sprinkles don't do it for me, and Bill is allergic to feathers). In large quantities treacle has a texture of its own and it's not so much sticky as gluey. Also if you have any clothes on, they make a fab slurping sound.

And it all washes away with hot water! Well, not the flour, but the treacle does. So go for it, I say, it is fabulous.

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Postby gooeykez » 05 Jul 2006, 11:33

Thanks for the advice hayley, thats definately a moving i present to myself whe i get a place of my own.
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