Hi
I won't mention my Erotic Award again (see appropriate post), but in a jokey e-mail to Muckypup in which I did, he told me that he was a 25 Metres Backstroke Champion.
This set me thinking...what silly or sensible awards, prizes or presentations you have received....
Go on, feel free to boast...
Bill
Off Topic: Awards
I have won the mums race every year at my daughters school sports day and have a bunch of #1 stickers to prove it LOL I think thats about it
I must be built for comfort AND speed
I must be built for comfort AND speed

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I won (shared) the prize (50 quid - no pound sign on this keyboard!) for best Biological and Biomedical Sciences Dissertation in my year at Cambridge. The title was "What is the Mechanism of Cross-Presentation?", for anyone who is interested.
More recently I won a free 16oz soda on a promotion from Subway. Life's looking up!
More recently I won a free 16oz soda on a promotion from Subway. Life's looking up!
Last Christmas I was the all round arse-kicker during my strip clubs fancy-dress period at Christmas. I won best tartan outfit, best superhero for Poison Ivy and best Christmas outfit for a saucy reindeer. I got banned from winning a couple of others, boo-yaaaaaaa! Won a bottle of champagne for each. May I also add I was not allowed to win at mud wrestling, either.
My greatest achievement to date though was when I won the Easter Bonnet parade in year 2. I won a Malteasers easter egg - fanks mum!
My greatest achievement to date though was when I won the Easter Bonnet parade in year 2. I won a Malteasers easter egg - fanks mum!
Love, Eden
On fetlife as eden_blue
On fetlife as eden_blue
Hayley wrote:Yay, I have a Bronze Lifesaving Medal for rescuing a brick in my pyjamas when I was 13!
Sadly, at 13, once you'd learned to swim you were made to stop to give other kids a chance. I can remember liking the feeling of the wet jammies even then!
Just the bronze Hayley?? I got the Gold and Silver but i did have to wear a satin dress to get the brick lol no pyjamas once you pass Bronze never saved anybody just got booted out of local pool he he
Champions! 18 times and thats a fact
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BTW i did in the Scouts win the Sporting Superstars comp when i was 12 that was 4 years ago thou so London 2012 is in my sights!!!! Move over Mr Redgrave ill be here for about 3 weeks lol
Champions! 18 times and thats a fact
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Well I was runner up in a dairy stockjudging competition. Apparently I can judge a fine pair of udders when i see them....
"Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to pour it over someone is demented" Alan Partridge
http://www.gungemistress.com We got messy, all tied up.....
http://www.gungemistress.com We got messy, all tied up.....
Jonny wrote:Well I was runner up in a dairy stockjudging competition. Apparently I can judge a fine pair of udders when i see them....
I was runner up in the leap-frogging competition at school.
(Geddit?)
I kept jumping too low.

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stockingman wrote:Hayley wrote:Yay, I have a Bronze Lifesaving Medal for rescuing a brick in my pyjamas when I was 13!
Sadly, at 13, once you'd learned to swim you were made to stop to give other kids a chance. I can remember liking the feeling of the wet jammies even then!
Just the bronze Hayley?? I got the Gold and Silver but i did have to wear a satin dress to get the brick lol no pyjamas once you pass Bronze never saved anybody just got booted out of local pool he he
Just the Bronze cos as I said we were made to give up swimming at school once we were 14. Pity, swimming was one of few sports I liked. I was good at netball (something to do with being tall) and vicious at hockey but preferred swimming.
I can remember the jim-jams I wore very well. They were blue nylon and even then I was mortified that I couldn't wear something a bit more stylish! My mates and I wanted to do the test in jeans on the grounds we were unlikely to fall in the sea in rubbish pyjamas but they wouldn't let us. This was in the days when jeans leaked blue dye.
The feeling of wet clothing must have kicked off something in me cos as a teenager I enjoyed wading in jeans and trainers (they were called plimsolls then!) and would find any excuse to do it.
And Richard....I knew somebody would have to do the 'what's a brik doing in your pyjamas?' joke. You win an award for being the first!
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