We've Won an Award!

[Hayley]

Hi everyone

Bill and I have just got back from 'that London' where he was the proud recipiant of an Erotic Award for Lifetime Achievement for giving the world Splosh!

We had a fab night giving me a chance to REALLY dress up and we got to see Mouse do her full Mermaid routine - which includes her putting real live goldfish in places even their fictitious five second memories are unlikely to forget, and spinning around spraying the audience with water...from her arse, naturally!

Bill also got to make a speech to an audience of several hundred on a proper stage, so he was happy! (Whilst all the others were quite earnest, his was more like a turn from a 70s edition of Seaside Special - "Oooh yes, missus..."

The award, by the way, is a large gold flying cock but as photos are banned (even phone ones) at the Erotic Awards and Night of the Senses we can't show it to you just yet (mind you there are quite enough cocks on this forum already!). However we might take it down the pub and get somebody to photograph it there! Bill wants Mouse to present it to him again at the studio just so he can do a Richard-style session with her!

I am sure he will write about it on the blog (cos it is working again) as soon as he wakes up. We are both a bit worn out cos as well as not getting back to our fabulously shoddy hotel till 4am, the girl in the next room then treated us to a soundtrack of the noisiest sex we have heard in ages. Very vocal! We had great fun trying to work out which one it was at breakfast!

So quite a night. And thanks to all you lot for making it possible.

Hayley x

[ClownJulie]

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[andy250]

A big well done and thumbs up from myself and Jammed, he up the good work.

regards

Andy

[Aufpet]

Congratulations - thats made my day.

I'm really pleased for the both of you.

About time you got some recongnition for all the great stuff you've done over the years.

These lifetime achievement awards tend to be followed by other things. Perhaps there's a knighthood on the cards on January!!!

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

Many congratulations. That's great news and richly desrved.

So is the entertainment at these functions as adult as the work being rewarded?

What part of her anatomy will you get mouse to give Bill the award with?

[dirtydids]

Congratulations Bill, Shame Hayley hasn't picked one up as well for being probably one of the most attractive most messy females over the years.

C'mon folks lets give Hayley our own reward

Dids

[Miss T]

Congrats.... well deserved I must say

[jon42]

Big congratulations, we were discussing it with Bill when we were at Splosh Towers, having read about it in the Metro on the train on the way... we intended to keep a copy but train boredom made us forget.

We read that the giant cocks were carved by a Pacific island tribe who carve a great deal of penises... is that true?

[eden]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! :D

[shredder]

Congrats indeed. Thumbs (and/or other anatomies as applicable) up to you all.
Why do I expect a picture of a guy holding a golden rooster??

[alext]

Congratulations Bill and Hayley - it's about time!

[piesplatter]

Congratulations to both of you.
You put this whole genre on the map and so many people - like me - have you to thank for helping us to realise we were not alone!!
We shall raise a glass in your honour!! Muah to Hayley as well!!

[PleasePieMeMistress]

Very well deserved indeed.
Was just thinking (and saying to Bill in a PM) how much you guys have done for so many people by helping them to know that they're not alone in enjoying getting messy.

[Mike Nomic]

Congratulations; thoroughly deserved, and probably overdue.

A big hand too to all those early models and subscribers who helped to make it possible.

Well done, Bill and Hayley.

Mike.

[BillShipton]

Hi and thanks

Lifetime Achievement Awards are normally followed by something - death! Perhaps they know something I don't.

Won't pretend I am not pleased and to share a stage with Mouse (who was one of the hostesses) was a pleasure indeed.

I have said before that a product is only as good as its customers and the way they join in with it, so our 20th birthday (May next year) is all down to you guys and girls. And yes Hayley does deserve her own award - especially for all the work in the early days mailing stuff out. Mind you, judging by the way she keeps looking at it, she will get more use out of it than me!

So big thanks to all of you and all at the Leydig Trust for kindly nominating me. I was too busy doing nob gags to thank them on the night. And a brief apology to the gentleman who I appeared to run away from when he recognised me off the telly. Actually, I'd left my cock on the table and rushed back to get it before it was nicked! Sorry, sir!

Yes, it is a hand-crafted wooden cock (so not only do I have a big cock, I've got wood) painted gold. Far better than a Blankety Blank Chequebook & Pen and much bigger.

Will bore people on the blog about the night itself at a later stage. There may be some photos on the Night of the Senses website later in which case I'll let you know. You must see Mouse's spraying act! Brilliant!!

Bill