Meat and two veg

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Meat and two veg

Postby ralph » 10 Sep 2008, 08:17

Call me old fashioned, but am I alone in not wanting to include a photograph of my genitalia with every e-mail I send and forum post I make? In fact, I don't think I have ever taken a photo of my old man. Should I be seeking professional help?

And before you ask, yes I would be tending towards using a macro lens rather than other recent posts which have obviously used wide angle!!

But, and to quote blackadder:

Size is no guarantee of quality, Baldrick. Most horses are very well endowed, but that does not necessarily make them sensitive lovers.
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Postby sploshguy78 » 10 Sep 2008, 08:59

yeah i dont realy wana see it all the time either
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Postby Hayley » 10 Sep 2008, 10:06

Much as I enjoy willy watching, clean cock pictures are a total waste of space and our friend will be getting banned before long unless he contributes soemthing other than sausage shots.

Hayley

PS Removed one already today.
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Postby ClownJulie » 10 Sep 2008, 12:09

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Postby ralph » 11 Sep 2008, 10:31

ClownJulie wrote:
PS - photo of a man with a very big cock attached


I think the expression is "LOL"

In return, I hope you don't mind me posting a photo of me holding my knob.

I was playing with it and trying to get it to come off in my hand. But it became very stiff. In fact it was so hard I had to resort to having a quick screw.
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Postby the bulber » 11 Sep 2008, 10:51

Maybe this little gadget should be put on-line to stop our cocksure little friend. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby the bulber » 11 Sep 2008, 11:02

If the stop cock fails, then maybe one of these should be used. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Hayley » 11 Sep 2008, 14:47

Heehee, that's what I like about this forum. Which other 'adult' forum would include detailed pictures of plumbing accessories.

Yours looking for a good ballcock

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Postby Richard » 11 Sep 2008, 19:10

I fear that you might regret asking for that Hayley :!:
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Postby Squelch » 11 Sep 2008, 21:30

My pleasure Hayley. I think you'll find this is a particularly handsome one... :D
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Postby the bulber » 11 Sep 2008, 21:30

Hayley wrote:Heehee, that's what I like about this forum. Which other 'adult' forum would include detailed pictures of plumbing accessories.

Yours looking for a good ballcock

Hayley


Your wish is my command. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Richard » 12 Sep 2008, 15:54

Although off-topic in a splosh sense, this is quite relevant to this thread. Well it amused me anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D-8W4HXFlE
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Postby Hayley » 13 Sep 2008, 14:38

Squelch wrote:My pleasure Hayley. I think you'll find this is a particularly handsome one... :D


Preferred the one before! But both made me flush (boom-boom).

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Postby ClownJulie » 13 Sep 2008, 15:41

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