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Postby dexterwam » 07 Sep 2008, 15:21

Thas wunt be tulking lak that tin Lancashire laddie!

How about a nice wet and messy dictonary??

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Postby eden » 08 Sep 2008, 04:51

Hayley wrote:
PS Any know how to pimp a shopping basket on wheels?


A flame paint job and subwoofers should do it. And some furry dice.



But guys, be nice! Every other forum in the world is full of people bitching at other peoples grammar, etc. While I prefer proper English, I also dont want to be mean and maybe scare away a very hot splosher!
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Postby PleasePieMeMistress » 08 Sep 2008, 20:04

a bakers dozen cans of shaving foam!

And despite being a total pedant with spelling and grammar I bit my tongue this time. Seems the others were more than able to sort this out :-)
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Postby dexterwam » 08 Sep 2008, 22:27

PleasePieMeMistress wrote:And despite being a total pedant with spelling and grammar I bit my tongue this time. Seems the others were more than able to sort this out :-)


Yes I seem to have forgotton the task in hand.

Extra thick custard, really gloopy :o
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Postby messysd » 09 Sep 2008, 19:51

ok all i might not be the best with grammer or spelling yad yad yad. My strong point has always been numbers lol. Add that 2 the fact that iam 20 male from glasgow and you get me a lazy typer who types in short hand and cant spell worth a fuck. One thing i can do is numbers and have a hell of a good mess session!!!!!!! So shal we start a fresh with the list as i did not get a chanse to mess at the weekend so the mess session will be on friday night so start the list if u wish ppl. And also it will b the first 20 items this time!!!



that any beter for use ????

n oh by the way just so u dnt think am a total thick fuck am an mechanical engineer for rolls royce.

:)
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Postby sweetsophie » 09 Sep 2008, 20:18

Golden syrup please:P :P :P :P :P

Mmmmmm messy handsom wam mechanic *drools* hehe

Do we get to see any pics??? :P


Messy hugs love from sophie xxx
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Postby Mz_Mess » 17 Sep 2008, 18:37

Rolls Royce? DUDE! New favourite person right there lol :)

Was only joking with my earlier post lol :lol: I'm an English Language student with a tendancy to get pedantic :wink:

so yeah, might I add milkshake to the list?

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Postby eden » 18 Sep 2008, 02:19

Lots of strawberry dessert whip!
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