Stand By Your Man!

[Hayley]

Hi all

I had an idea for a scene I'd love to do - ruined only by the fact that I can't sing a note! So I thought it would be a good fantasy for you to join in with instead...

Hayley Parton (that's me!) is the latest top country singing sensation (or at least thinks she is!). Dressed in mid blue fringed satin cowboy shirt and darker blue tight satin rhinestoned flared jeans and boots, my hair bigger than a haystack and tits lifted like they are on a tray, I take to the stage. The audience are generally appreciative but really they are all waiting for the climax of my act and have come suitably prepared...

The climax is when I sing Stand By Your Man - with a slight difference. The difference is that as I sing it, the men in the crowd are allowed to take it in turns to come up on stage and do whatever they like to me (lots of messy stuff - from nice to gross, clothes ripping, bit of slapping, throwing me about...anything they like) whilst I carry on trying to sing and declaring my loyalty to men in general. By the end, the cocks are out and I'm getting fucked every which way but loose and still trying to sing (not easy with a mouthful of dick!).

However, before that happens...I want you guys to be the audience and come up in turn and do what you want to me.

To give you a start, just as I launch into the opening words "Sometimes it's hard to be a woman...", the Norsemen Biker Club come up and take it in turns to chuck a pint of bitter each in my face from point blank range, but of course I keep on singing "...giving all your love to just one man..."

Now it's your turn...you can have as many goes as you like, getting more and more extreme. Anything TOO OTT is best sent by PM and I'll judge if it can go on.

So here goes again...

"Sometimes it's hard to be a woman..."

Love
Hayley x x

PS With apologies to all PC people and feminists everywhere.

[messycakes]

after the drinks flowed, I got up on stage with a large carton of custard!, dropped my trousers and asked to start sucking my cock. as you merrily sucked i started to pour the custard over your hair and face. smiling i run my hand through your hair pushing you deeper onto my manhood.

[Hayley]

Mmmm....like getting messy as I suck, but may have to leave you till near the end to get the song going a bit first! And get a bit messier.

So come on, giuys, bring it on...

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

How about filling your knickers with various chocolate bars and sitting you
on an inflatable chair full of warm water with a vibrator up your bum.

That should get quite squidgy after a bit and also help with reaching those high notes.
Watch out when you take the vibrator out though or you may have an encounter with a careless wispa.

[messycakes]

whilst the chocolate melts and your arse is having the vibrator treatment saltnvinegar crisps are placed in a bag crunched up then placed into a tube. The tube is then inserted into your cunt. To get the crisp inside the bartender uses the lemonade squirt despenser and jets the salt n vin crisps inside. Then as u start singing u feel a jet of onion vinegar and pure rock salt pounding your pussy lips.

[Hayley]

Hmmm...crisps? Errr...nice. The lemonade dispenser sounds good though!

Hayley x

PS Gives a new meaning to "Pass the crisps, Hayley..." Sorry just thought of that!

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

Okay then something not quite as prickly as crisps again but it does feature a dildo. Well a few in fact.

You would be serenading away whilst sitting in a type of bath hoist. You would be naked from the waist down and the hoist would have a gap in it to allow your bum and pussy to show through. A number of chairs would be placed beneath you each with a different type of cake on it. However each cake would have inside it a large dildo. You would be lowered onto the various chairs and the expectation would be that you would wriggle your way onto the hidden dildo before being hoisted back up and proceeding to the next chair.

[Hayley]

Sounds good....dildo in cake works for me! Still need a bit of mess and rough treatment first!

[messycakes]

as you sing the 2nd and 3rd lines buckets of urind are thrown by the cleaners. As you try the 4th line 'doing things that you dont understand' you feel something cold being poured over your head. Melted rasp ripple ice cream runs over your face followed by warm rice pudding. As u sit down into a chocolate looking pie you suddenly find thats its a little warm and has a slight pong about it. The barmen help by hosing you down with loads of lager drip tray left overs. X

[messycakes]

followed by 12 lashes with a leather whip

[Hayley]

Oooh this is getting very rough very early! More a paddle or strap fan, personally!

Hayley

[malc]

As you start the 4th line with your tits stretching forward you have 2 cowboy suited guys come forward and pie each of your tits with enormous cream pies making your nipples erect ; but you force each guys face into both tits getting them to suck your pert nipples. Laughing at their pie covered faces they quickly gain the upper hand by pouring a bucket of gren slime into your knickers massaging in to every part until you start moaning with ecstasy. Not happy with that they tip a bowl of rice pudding over your once immaculate hair and gradually pour the remains down your now bare back into the remains of your knickers giving your tight bum a good massage in the process. You try to continue with the song but lurch into the arms of one cowboy who decides you need to use his cock as the microphone for the rest of the song!

[messycakes]

whilst enjoying the cocj microphone a female from the crowd jumps on stage looks at her hubbie to whom u have inside your mouth and says 2 can play that game. Grabs a twin strap on with arse plug included. Covers your pussy and arse in babyoil and starts to double fuck your arse and cunt. The crowd start singing the song 4 you.