Tiswas theme night 2008 at Horseshoe Inn, Wellingborough

Chat, flirt and fantasise about everything wet and messy

Postby Peter Thomas » 18 Aug 2008, 18:40

Jonny wrote:As an attendee, and first time attendent of the 'shoe (as it is affectionately known by the locals), I was blown away.


The pub has that effect on people. Their Sunday-to-Thursday ethos is cater for the rock-n-roll culture, then on Friday and Saturday nights they play music for chavs - which subsidises everything else, to be fair.

Jonny wrote:And, in a Partridge moment, I got really annoyed with the Wellingborough one way system!


Think of us who have to live here! We think the town planner is a masochist.

Jonny wrote:The night was so slick


Stop being sarcastic!

Jonny wrote:and I must admit, Norman Collier did an really good job of compering...


Fair comment!

Jonny wrote:Dear old Candy , after the magic sketch, decided to come for an embrace and preceded to coat me in goo. I was covered, so ho hum, what the hell!


Yeah, I found it ironic that only one of the people on the Splosh table had got messed up. Glad that changed later on!

Jonny wrote:The phantom(s) , but the main phantom was very very devious (and looked rather cute, if I may be so bold


Indeed, very true.

Jonny wrote:in the ensuing free for all, I made sure I got her good with a bucket of gunge! She felt victimised, I said she needed a better union!


I think I have you on the video camera doing that. Rory also got her. Thick grey gunge, IIRC.

Jonny wrote:In the free for all that concluded the night, many people who were clean were soon setup for a bucket or two. One one gentleman was accosted by a young lass, who shouted give me a bucket! She did recieve a bucket to pour over the clean man, but received the end of my bucket too... Well she did ask for it.


Yep, protagonists deserve it even more than the victims. Which is probably why I might have been the most gunged person at the end of it.

Jonny wrote:Trudging back to the car park whilst covered in foam and gunge, some strange looks, including a bemused kebab salesman when us lot trudged in with congealed red gunge, and they asked what had happened to us, thinking that we'd been in a fight.


Exactly the same thing happened to Rory on our Halloween Night last year. I sometimes wonder if Rory is a closet wammer, as he is usually the first to start an impromptu food fight.

Anyway, back on Halloween, Rory found a supply of fake blood, and decided to flick it over my friend, and then over some other girls. And it just became mayhem. It was realistic stuff too. So he walks out of the pub at the end of the night, his face dripping with 'blood', so a whole load of Turkish kebab staff (he lives nearby, so knows them well) looked absolutely astonished and offered to call for an ambulance!

Jonny wrote:But tip top, good atmsophere, great craic, and big thumbs up for Pete for organising the chaos!


Couldn't have done it without Nick and Debs, and of course, the folk from the TiswasOnline forum who mixed up the gunge for hours beforehand, and those who helped on the script!
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Postby Aufpet » 18 Aug 2008, 18:52

Seems like a great night was had by all.

Looking forward to seeing more pics and a vid of Candy getting the TISWAS treatment!
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Postby Sploshman » 18 Aug 2008, 19:54

If it was a miracle that i was at the Splunch/Mud Shoot then it was something well crazy that i was able to attend this too thanks to Candy and Jonny (much love guys - owe you one for that).

Wasn't expecting what was to follow in more ways than one :).

Was a lot of fun and a hell of a laff (think i'm gonna remember that guy who came with his £90 designer jeans which got well and truely trashed for a longtime to come as i don't think he was expecting it).

Loved all the games (Candy's bit was brill as well as the Flower Pot bit when the guy got lashed with the water and the scream he gave lol).

The free for all at the end was worth the journey (and pain in my case ;)) alone (loved the way how everyone just got stuck in - no matter if they knew them or not).

The kebab shop after the mayhem with me, Candy and Jonny was well funny too (can remember the look the lady in the gave me 100% lol)

Sorry Peter about not getting involved with the games - was a bit nervous that's all - know that sounds strange to some of you lot after all my past shenaigans (will be in the thick of it next year for sure as i want a piece of that cage!! :P).

Good thing i did come prepared with my old clothing and was trashed in the free for all in the end. Bloody had to be (was well shocked at how many people after the shock of getting slopped just got stuck fully into things - guys and gals).

How anyone got out of the pub without getting messy in all that mayhem is well unknown and also a shame (unless they had a good excuse) as it made the night end just right.

Nice one Peter and roll on the next one (along with the Splunch/Mud Shoot you definatley have given me back my Sploshman Adventures mojo so thanks).

Also nice to meet MJ as well (you recovered from the flanning you got in the free for all madame?? :)).
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Postby Smiley » 18 Aug 2008, 22:15

Hello,

I would like like to thank Peter for a fantastic nights worth of entertainment, i enjoyed watching all the crazy events unfold.

I hope the event will be back next year!

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Photos!

Postby Peter Thomas » 19 Aug 2008, 22:57

Photos...

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Richard in the Cage the day before. He couldn't make it to Tiswas Night, but definitely wanted to be in the Cage, albeit for a quick photo.

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Neunie attempts to open a big can of beans.

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Candy fulfils a dream by being in the Cage.

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Just a few custard pies.

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The Phantom examines the tub.

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The early crowd...

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Debbie pies Nick again for the safety demonstration. An annual delight?

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The improvised chase scene from the Phantom and me - a good timefiller as the Tiswas theme played out.

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When all else fails, revert to the scri... ah, who needed it anyway? :D

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Check the home-made envelope out!

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The Phantom is blackmailed.

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The inevitable happens.

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The first gunging of the night.

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Rory does the News.

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And gets a soaking.

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Simon and the Phantom.

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Rory loses at the Yes/No game.

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Jodie loses at the Yes/No game.

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My magic trick! Ripped o... er, inspired by Clive Webb's magic trick on Sally on yer actual Tiswas, I go through a series of ways to get Candy to disappear into thin air. Magic words, magic cloak, but...

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...the invisibility potion has to be the last resort.

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And it didn't work (unsurprisingly), what with it being gunge... I mean... er... invisibility potion that's gone past it's best-before date

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John C Kirk tackles the News.

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The first Phantom Flan Flinger Challenge game, and Horseshoe regular Sam is on the right, absolutely petrified that she'll be pied, despite me repeatedly whispering in her ear that she's got the rigged seat where nothing will happen to her!

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Unlike the destined-to-be-losers!

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She's still nervous! And I had to talk Uncle Phantom out of actually pieing her for the sake of it!

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Compost Corner had an actual, er, compost corner. Didn't quite work from over there, so we had our subjects - Jonathan and Alex come closer...

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...while myself and Tracie launched into a script reading. Hmm...

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'Tarmac' for Alex.

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A flanning for Jonathan.

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"In fact, I believe it's all a whitewash!"

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Debbie's Revenge. This is where the landlady gets the mic, and announces who is going into the Cage because they've annoyed her in the past 12 months. You can see that I want to leg it!

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Sam was put in there for chickening out of her role as a flower in Compost Corner.

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This is the greatest photo of all time, anywhere. Alex should win a Pulitzer for this. I'm honoured that Debbie let me flick the lever.

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Gunged Simon.

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Musical Splatues. One of our new games that pleased everyone - thanks to Dick And Dom In Da Bungalow...

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The new barmaid (I don't know her name) gets it.

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An impromptu dance from the Phantom while I'm haplessly trying to find the next bit of a rain-soaked script...

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Neunie.

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A gunging in Phantom Flan Flinger Challenge isn't in the rules strictly, but it's very funny nonetheless.

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My old schoolfriend Christopher gets it during Pass The Pie.

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This was a 2 metre shot at Alex from the Phantom! Very impressive!

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Debbie's Revenge part 2.

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Another Yes/No game.

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Musical Splatues - note Cuthead in the suit!

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The view from inside.

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Jonathan Davis, in normal clothes.

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The free-for-all has started.

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The full extent of the messy chaos is shown on this outfit.

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Happy Cuthead.

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I am a complete gunge and pie magnet.

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An unflattering photo.

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Tracie's made this her Facebook profile picture, she considers it an honour. Rory pours gunge over Simon.

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The camerman for almost all these photos, it's Alex (not the Alex seen earlier in a dodgy green leotard, obviously). He might be pied, but he looks spotless compared to everyone else.

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Gent's toilets. There really is a door there, but Dominic's in the way in this photo!

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Must have been bloody good facilities in the ladies' toilets for Amy to emerge like this 15 mins later!

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Neunie, inducted into the Horseshoe Inn Army Of Regulars.

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Alex, sans leotard.

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Flanderella revealed! It's Spencer - the boyfriend of Tracie - who was inducted into the Army earlier this month! They walked home like this!

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My friend Steph from Wellingborough Ladies RFC and her bloke Baz. They were a little late to the proceedings but got into the last few minutes of the free-for-all as soon as they arrived. This photo has them cleaned up a bit, as they were pretty much smothered earlier! "People aren't gonna believe we haven't been out drinking!"

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Just after midnight, the Cage is gleaming again, thanks to the jetwash.

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Inside the Cage, the tub drips the last of its goo.

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A relatively clean stable!

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Re: Photos!

Postby MJ. » 21 Aug 2008, 16:15

Crikey, what a night! It's taken me this long to finally exorcise the gunge and flan from everywhere.

Jonny wrote: the main phantom was very very devious (and looked rather cute, if I may be so bold,

Peter Thomas wrote: Indeed, very true.


Well thank you! :oops:

It was fab having such a great excuse to be very naughty with litres of gunge and acres of pies, although I knew the gig was up when the free for all began - there was no escape, least of all from you lot!

Sploshman wrote: How anyone got out of the pub without getting messy in all that mayhem is well unknown and also a shame (unless they had a good excuse) as it made the night end just right.


I somehow managed to clean up at the end, although after a 90 minute trek home my hair had formed a second skull - yuk!

Also nice to meet MJ as well (you recovered from the flanning you got in the free for all madame?? ).


And you too my dear! All of you in fact - I recognised Richard/Sotunude (I think or I could be completely wrong - there was a lot of flan in my eyes) and of course the lovely Candy. And as for that flanning - bring on next year! Bigger, better and Messier!
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Postby Richard » 21 Aug 2008, 18:25

Sorry mj, I'm afraid it wasn't me. Must have been some other old codger!
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Postby MJ. » 21 Aug 2008, 18:41

Hmm,, I wonder who it could have been then? Sorry for the mix up - maybe next time!
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Re: Photos!

Postby Peter Thomas » 21 Aug 2008, 20:05

MJ wrote:
Peter Thomas wrote: Indeed, very true.

Well thank you! :oops:
It was fab having such a great excuse to be very naughty with litres of gunge and acres of pies, although I knew the gig was up when the free for all began - there was no escape, least of all from you lot!


Litres!? More like gallons and gallons, easily!

I'm happy they've pencilled it in for another year, and are thinking of a way to get it even messier!
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Postby Aufpet » 21 Aug 2008, 20:16

Great News!!!

After all these fab reviews and pics, I'll def make an appearance to support this next time!

(Only 12 months to go!). I'm sure it'lll be worth the wait!

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Postby Sploshman » 21 Aug 2008, 20:36

Have to agree with Peter and Jonny that you did look very cute as the main FFF too MJ hun and glad you know the jig was definatley up when the Free For All kicked in :D.

Again, nice meeting you in that mad melee MJ hun AND BRING IT ON PETE FOR NEXT YEAR!! :P
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Re: Photos!

Postby Sploshman » 21 Aug 2008, 20:41

Peter Thomas wrote: I'm happy they've pencilled it in for another year, and are thinking of a way to get it even messier!


BRILL!! :P :)
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Postby Jonny » 21 Aug 2008, 22:09

I took some video, (not a lot mind, bit hard to operate a camera phone when your hands covered in gloop.... thanks Candy) of Sundays events, mostly early doors, the magic sketch (complete with candy coping it) and the cage....

Would peeps like it up on t'mither yon tube of you??? Or am spoiing for the big vid Peter???
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Postby Peter Thomas » 22 Aug 2008, 07:43

Jonny wrote:Would peeps like it up on t'mither yon tube of you??? Or am spoiing for the big vid Peter???


Stick it up on YouTube! My DV footage will be edited into the Tiswas style this December for our pub's 'Christmas DVD', and shortly on YouTube after that.
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Re: Photos!

Postby piemeplease » 22 Aug 2008, 20:42

Peter Thomas wrote:
MJ wrote:
Peter Thomas wrote: Indeed, very true.

Well thank you! :oops:
It was fab having such a great excuse to be very naughty with litres of gunge and acres of pies, although I knew the gig was up when the free for all began - there was no escape, least of all from you lot!


Litres!? More like gallons and gallons, easily!

I'm happy they've pencilled it in for another year, and are thinking of a way to get it even messier!


I'm coming next year no matter what. I can't miss the chance to get totally flanned!
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