You Name It, Candy Can Do It!

[richyrich69]

How bout filling some pantyhose with a couple dozen eggs?!

[Candy Custard]

I'd love to see Bill and Candy do a Splosh! remake of the classic 'sock it to me' shoots as featured in the excellent Great Outdoors video. Am I right in thinking you played the monk Bill?

What I like about these scenes is the speed of the deluge... from clean to VERY messy in no time at all...

Here's a few screenshots to remind those that have seen it, and intrigue those that haven't...

Looks like there's a lot of custard being used, and some cream, and some rice pudding... love the look of the custard on those pink pants too!

I'd love to see Candy deluged like that...

ps. how cool is it that Bill can offer this Splosh! to order service! hats off to Candy for playing the willing participant (or have you not told her about this yet Bill?!)

I can assure you I am a MORE than willing participant and encouraged Bill to do this post ;o)

[snake]

I can assure you I am a MORE than willing participant and encouraged Bill to do this post ;o)

Candy you are a Sploshing goddess!

Are you up for the 'Sock it to me' remake?

I'd love to see you in custard covered pink panties like this;



or maybe with your tits covered in rice pudding and tomato sauce like this;



MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Whitestar]

Hi, For various reasons I've not been around for a while but this thread caught my eye. So here are my suggestions:

Swimsuit filling with items as already suggested and what about jelly too?
Custard filled boots?

And if you want posh, a banoffe pie from Sainsburys!

Brgds Rod5210

[shredder]

Peanut butter deodorant? Expanding gel shave foam, pop rocks and Coke in the panties?

And come on, I am surprised at you lot. The opening says 'Candy might bring her toys' and not one of you volunteered???

[smittybill53]

since you suggested it a while back

how bout some nice mud pies for you with a cola rinse

"Ohhh nice one - Next time I do mud if I do my usual trick of not cleaning off there and then I will wash it off with shaving foam and cola bet that feels fab"

he he he

Cheers

[Devo77]

Since the PGK pie for every reply challenge was what
helped insired this thread I say use a large varity of
pies and cakes along with several custard and other
types of stuff like spagetti, beans and maybe some
other savory stuff.

[matt2matt2002]

Sock it to me question

Who was the monk?

[BillShipton]

Wow, and there's three weeks to go yet!

A Couple of Random Comments...

Pop Rocks and Coke mean something very different here in St Leonards. Unless you are seriously suggesting we put lumps of crack cocaine down Candy's panties.

Some good ideas coming though. Now, you can't ALL have separate outfits but a wide range of mess would be good and some nice new ideas coming in. More welcomed. I definitely think marge should make a return!

I had forgotten about the monk scene from The Great Outdoors myself! I am afraid I was the monk! Probably my first bit of video writing and (if you can call it that) performing. I only went on the shoot to write a feature about it for the magazine (still in its earliest days), found myself writing sketches in the bar (including this and the Cornetto gags), playing a monk 'annointing' loose women and getting seriously annointed at the end myself with Lorraine. Good weekend that. Also met Shaun the cameraman for the first time who I went on to make the Buff Film stuff with (preposition deliberately in the wrong place to annoy Mike Nomic).

Keep the mucky ideas flowing...

Bill

[matt2matt2002]

So it was YOU Bill...!

Now we know where you got your filthy habits from.

[Muddy Marvel]

ok how about some completely over the top ones...

out door mud bath in the deep essex mud flats as used by WSM of old or a trip to Landshipping.

recreating either tracys manure scene or messy amateurs

bathing in a bath of thick dough and porridge

covered head to toe in treacle then dusted with feathers and flour.

Recreating the old Crazy girls sets with gunge tube as well....

I'm not greedy anyone of the above will do

[orangey]

I would love to see CC in a slightly too small bikini covered in proper sloppy pies, stripped and then have to sit in a big gateaux finally deluged in custard and cake batter..

[orangey]

Bill have you ever thought of people sponsoring a scene? I'd pay to see CC pied, Gateaux'ed & custarded in not much clothing!

[PleasePieMeMistress]

Bill, I believe the pop rocks referred to above are more commonly called popping candy over here, pop rocks being a trademarked brand name for them, in a xerox/photocopier way.
When you pour a fizzy beverage on them or mix them with a fizzy drink they go like an apeshit mental version of rice krispies popping all over the place.

[BillShipton]

Bill, I believe the pop rocks referred to above are more commonly called popping candy over here, pop rocks being a trademarked brand name for them, in a xerox/photocopier way.
When you pour a fizzy beverage on them or mix them with a fizzy drink they go like an apeshit mental version of rice krispies popping all over the place.

I was guessing that might be the case. Like Fizz Bombs used to be. Do they still make Fizz Bombs? You used to see lorries on the motorway saying "Warning: this truck contains one million Fizz Bombs...".

Sorry, certainly don't want to send this thread off track (ifthat isn't a mixed metaphor).