Bristol Splunch - Vol. 2 - 16/08/08

[slimeysophie]

It means i'm old too! I was born in the 15th century!!! lol

At least that's how I read it . . . . . . . . .




Only joking !

Well it made me laugh . . . .

HAHAHA!!! Thanks for that! I'm so going to go tell my mummy, Joan of Arc and my daddy, King Henry VII of England, about what you said and they will come round to your castle and take over by placing a flag outside!!! Ha! See how you like that!!!

Whilst doing my research on the 15th century, I found that Scotch Whisky, Psychiatric Hospitals and the Harpsichord were all invented in this period! How cool!

Anyhoo...back to the 21st century...and to my mother, Britney Spears and my father, George Clooney...

If you offer to act as his chaperone, nursey might let him stay out for the evening.

...I may just do that! I am a very good chaperone. I am good at looking after people and making sure that they are very very happy!

That is all...for now!

[PleasePieMeMistress]

To Quote Eddie.
No Flag, No Country. That's the rule I just made up!

[slimeysophie]

To Quote Eddie.
No Flag, No Country. That's the rule I just made up!

I am so pleased someone got that!!! I was scared to put it in incase people thought I was going mad!!! Woooooo!!!

Cake or Death?!?!?!

[PleasePieMeMistress]

Cake please.
We're all out of cake, we only had 3 bits and we weren't expecting such a rush on it.
So my choice is Or Death?

[slimeysophie]

Hahaha!!! I love that!!! How great would it be if Eddie Izzard turned up to the meet now?!?!?! I love him so much and think he is one of the greatest comedians ever!!! (hint hint for free tickets to a concert if your reading this Eddie). Same with Peter Kay, Lee Evans, Jimmy Carr etc.

I'm getting really excited about this meet now! Just to go back to the point that brought this discussion about...Tomorrow, I will be 1/5th of a century. (so easy_as_ can understand: ONE FIFTH of a century...20 years old!!!) Hehehe...He knows i'm joking...I think!

Bring on the 16th of August!!!

[PleasePieMeMistress]

If he wasn't in London on the Saturday you'd be more than likely to spot Justin Lee Collins in Bristol Temple Quay Starbucks (right by the train station) where he pops in for a grande skimmed latte and a granola bar on his way to film the Sunday night project. Good Times!
Met him in there when it was the Friday night project. Really nice fella.

[slimeysophie]

Should we move this to London? lol. Only joking! I have never been to Bristol so this is a first time for me for everything! Has anyone got any advice on Bristol roads? I have been driving for a couple of years but i'm scared

[slimeysophie]

And I do know that you have to stay on the left hand side and indicate and all that...im not a fridge you know!!!

[Mike Nomic]

Should we move this to London? lol. Only joking! I have never been to Bristol so this is a first time for me for everything! Has anyone got any advice on Bristol roads? I have been driving for a couple of years but i'm scared

Quite frankly, Bristol's roads are best avoided like the plague! The road planners and traffic managers round here should be collectively rogered with the rough end of a pineapple; as never mind being unable to organise a party in a brewery, they couldn't run a bath! The average speed of rush-hour traffic in London is eight miles per hour - in Bristol it is only six miles per hour, and between Bath and Bristol it is only four miles per hour!

And for Heaven's sake, make sure you know which multi-storey car park you are in: I really don't want to round off the evening (again) scouring Bristol for unknown, unidentified car parks in which some bumpkin has left his farm cart! Oooh, look; is that one of them tower blocks? No, that's a postbox!

[slimeysophie]

Well, you have really sold it to me with all of those lovely comments, raving about how good Bristol is with traffic(!!!). Still, I have to see if I have money first of all!

Thanks

[BillShipton]

Hahaha!!! I love that!!! How great would it be if Eddie Izzard turned up to the meet now?!?!?! I love him so much and think he is one of the greatest comedians ever!!! (hint hint for free tickets to a concert if your reading this Eddie). Same with Peter Kay, Lee Evans, Jimmy Carr etc.

Oh good. Can I start pontificating about comedy? Seen just about all those live at one time or another.

As for Justin Lee Collins drinking skinny latte. Doesn't surprise me at all. Comics should drink alcohol! Explains why Friday/Sunday Night Project is such a pile of shit.

[Richard]

It means i'm old too! I'm going to be halfway to 40...a 1/5th of a century!!! lol

Ha! You think you've got age problems!!!!!

Anyway, I go to Bristol by train, there's an hourly through service from Southampton and it's not far to walk to the pub from the station. If you like we could go together - you could pretend to be my grand-daughter . pm if you want to.

Rich.

[Sploshman]

Bollocks!!.

I'm DJing in Newquay that day and can't make it .

Gutted as i would of loved to have reached down and see you guys again.

[Candy Custard]

Bollocks!!.

I'm DJing in Newquay that day and can't make it .

Gutted as i would of loved to have reached down and see you guys again.

awwwwwww nooo! get to us on the way back for the mud though - please... go on, you know you want to

[Sploshman]

Bollocks!!.

I'm DJing in Newquay that day and can't make it .

Gutted as i would of loved to have reached down and see you guys again.

awwwwwww nooo! get to us on the way back for the mud though - please... go on, you know you want to

I'll try my best hun