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Postby DecadentDoll » 11 Jun 2006, 22:35

I'll get Mike to give me some top notch training, he'd never let his girlie lose a wrestling match ;)

hehehe sounds like a larf!
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Postby DecadentDoll » 12 Jun 2006, 00:11

*wails*

im telling my mum on you!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby welshcakes » 12 Jun 2006, 07:39

Me? I'd get absolutely everyone on this forum to join me in re-enacting the pie fight from the end of Carry on Loving! Before enjoying a messy game of spin the bottle.
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!
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Postby Hayley » 12 Jun 2006, 12:45

Sets phasar to stun....now, now girls, play nicely.

Grinning like a Cheshire cat that I have got a part in this fantasy!

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Postby DecadentDoll » 12 Jun 2006, 15:11

Definetely had to have you there!

oh no not the phaser!

*behaves*
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Postby Hayley » 12 Jun 2006, 16:18

And Welshcakes, I like the idea of having a holo-Carry On.

Better still what about a planet where time hasn't moved on since 1974 (due to some time warp continuum bollocks). As a result, the whole planet is full of Carry On characters and girls with big cleavages wiggling down the street going "Oooh cheeky!" And wrinkled old men with dirty laughs....

It could be the Planet Rothwell.

Suddenly a green double-decked spaceship leaves flown by Reg Varney with Cosmic Conductor Bob Grant, and a voice is heard. It's Intergalactic Inspector Blakey saying, "You get this Starship out on time. I hate you, Capt Butler..."

Oh good, Nurse says it's time for my tea

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Postby DecadentDoll » 12 Jun 2006, 16:28

Bring me with you! I'm not boasting but i think my facial expressions make me the Babs Windsor of smut!

lol sounds like a fab place for a holiday.
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Postby welshcakes » 12 Jun 2006, 23:12

God, if only life was like a Carry On movie. You definately belong in one, DD, with me as your dirty old uncle.
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Postby mudbath » 12 Jun 2006, 23:59

seeing as how this is star trek although i cannot come up with a holo deck fantasy at this moment can i have a special setting on my phaser as in the show it was always set phasers to stun, set phaser to kill so can i have set phasers to squirt large quantaties of custard please, a humble request i am sure feel free to change them to suit your own tastes
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Postby Hayley » 13 Jun 2006, 10:09

Yes, "Set phasars to wam!" sounds plausible.

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Postby welshcakes » 13 Jun 2006, 19:43

Cream me up, Scotty!

See what I did there?
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Postby dougiezerts » 14 Jun 2006, 01:29

welshcakes wrote:Cream me up, Scotty!

See what I did there?

I was about to say, "WAM me up, Scotty!" You beat me to it! :lol:
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