In the cowshed

View · by **SlurrySlut** » 23 Jun 2008, 08:04

Personally I love this clip, it really appeals and I love the way she slightly struggles to climb out.

View · by **BillShipton** » 23 Jun 2008, 10:02

It is a difficult subject. UMD regard anything like this as scat and so won't let you mention it on their messy forum (we know, we tried). It also gets some of the less unstable people there worked up! Scat is also not permitted by Mastercard for downloads - however we have yet to discover whether they would regard it as such (we will be testing that one in future with the horse manure film).

Not sure how the BBFC would react and in the UK BBFC approval is required for DVDs, though not for downloads.

As for Hayley she will be down here next weekend though I doubt she'll be jumping into a trough of cow dung! Perhaps if someone offered us tickets to some big gig...

by **VeraCD** » 23 Jun 2008, 10:19

No big gig, but maybe I can help you with some good dutch marihuana? :lol:

View · by **BillShipton** » 23 Jun 2008, 11:32

VeraCD wrote:No big gig, but maybe I can help you with some good dutch marihuana?

Don't let the authorities hear that! Our government is about to make it a Class B drug again, so, of course, we don't touch the stuff, oh no... And neither does Dolly - the latest Silly House sketch was all acting. No, really, honest, it was, officer.....

PS You are not supposed to even smoke ordinary cigarettes in our studio as it constitutes a workplace!! The Virgin 1 guys insisted on standing outside!!!

by **VeraCD** » 23 Jun 2008, 14:25

Well, we are not allowed to smoke cigarettes in cafe's anymore :shock:

It's the fault of that bloody cowshed in The Hague!

View · by **Roger** » 23 Jun 2008, 21:19

VeraCD wrote:I'm not German, so I can't translate everything, but she can win tickets for a concert of some band, this 'contest' is organized by a radiostation

Thanks, sounds like an interesting competition.

View · by **DungeonMasterOne** » 24 Jun 2008, 03:13

Roger wrote:
VeraCD wrote:I'm not German, so I can't translate everything, but she can win tickets for a concert of some band, this 'contest' is organized by a radiostation

Thanks, sounds like an interesting competition.

Getting people to volunteer to be messed up in exchange for big outdoor gig tickets seems to be relatively common on radio shows - there have been various pictures posted over the years from such events. There's even one where a woman in white top and trousers is being interviewed by the show's host while his female assistant is busily pouring a blender-full of tomato smoothie into the woman's trousers. What's not clear is if she was then allowed to change before she used her free ticket.

Of course it'd never work here - "Free tickets to Glastonbury for anyone willing to get muddy" would see the entire crowd getting in for nowt!

View · by **Hayley** » 24 Jun 2008, 10:24

Of course I would want to do it in a nice smart white uniform or suit - or maybe a long ice-blue satin evening dress - and then splash about!

Hmmm...now who do I want free tickets for?

View · by **SlurrySlut** » 24 Jun 2008, 10:29

are you sure you need the lure of free tickets?

Your muckier stories have always been my faves.

by **VeraCD** » 24 Jun 2008, 10:31

White uniform.... YEEY for Hayley!

View · by **Etonman** » 24 Jun 2008, 11:46

I've got a couple of spare tickets for the Parish Church Garden Party, if that's any help. :lol:

View · by **m_nds** » 24 Jun 2008, 12:45

Hello dear forum readers,

I am from Germany and normally I only read here, because English is not my native language. As I saw that this clip has made it to this forum I registered here.
This clip and pics that like caused a hot discussion in the german WAM forum recently.
The discussion if this is still WAM or not ended up in that way that there is now another board for the cowshed related things in the forum. I was very surprised that there are so many people in the german WAM scene that are interested in manure waming or at least do not demonize it completely.
I, by myself, do like the pictures of it, but I would never do it. As long as the ones that are doing this having fun doing it, it is OK.

Greetings m_nds

View · by **naughtyjim** » 24 Jun 2008, 17:18

Hayley wrote:Of course I would want to do it in a nice smart white uniform or suit - or maybe a long ice-blue satin evening dress - and then splash about!

Hmmm...now who do I want free tickets for?

But of course...these things must be done properly!

I feel like doing a Mrs Doyle impersonation, but I won't...

That pig sty fantasy you put on the updates in the early days of splosh REALLY got me into it...

All I can say is: GO HAYLEY, GO HAYLEY!! (try not to picture me in a cheerleaders outfit at this point, it might take the sheen off things ! lol!)

Also, welkommen und dank to m_nds...

View · by **latexcrossdresser** » 24 Jun 2008, 18:49

i would love to give this ago!!dressed in black satin lingerie,knee high boots,satin skirt and satin blouse with ankles and wrists cuffed then have all that lovely cow dung dumped on top of me...........

View · by **messyamature** » 24 Jun 2008, 19:27

Id gladly have a go, messyman is sure to join me, i'll tell him later.
If anyone near us in the north can set it up for real, no timewasters please, we'll be there.

In the cowshed

pleeeeeease

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