Hi
Our Top Ten for now...(in no particular order)
1) Charlotte Church cos she drinks, smokes and shags a rugby player so she must be cool (says Hayley)
2) Pamela Anderson cos she's still the world's top slapper and looks dead dirty (says Bill)
3) Chantelle off Big Brother NOT cos we fancy her but cos we want to hear her shout. OH! MY! GOD! as the cold custard hits her
4) Nell McAndrew cos we do fancy her and Bill has met her and says she is really nice.
5) Holly Willoughby cos she was well up for it before ITV turned her into an autocue reading clothes horse on prime time.
6) Fearne Cotton - but only if she has a pie fight with Holly cos we reckon they'd REALLY go for it.
7) Pink cos she got gunged on Nickelodeon once and seemed to think it was funny

Lauren Laverne cos she's another woman who looks like she seriously likes being fucked up
9) Jordan cos she'd sell it to OK magazine and we'd pick up a few members!
10) Kaddy Lee-Preston (South East Today weather girl - see below) cos we met her in a pub, she's a bloody good laugh and can knock back Stella faster than we can!
Of course, it may all change next week.
Hayley and Bill