I need ideas for 28 different substances...

[Candy Custard]

preferably sweet or sticky ones or with no bits, except maybe beans...

It will be my birthday on 10th June and I will be getting rather sploshed and behaving very childishly in an attempt to deny my 28 years on this planet and be 18 instead.

However! I prefer 28 when it comes to the number of different goo products that will be liberally chucked at, poured in my knickers, and spread over me...etc etc

yes of course you guys are going to get the pics... but what shall I do it with?

I am thinking..

birthday cake sitting naturally. this has to be done and...

-custard (candy wants custard? noo way man! )
-jam
-angel delight (strawberry)
-angel delight (chocolate)
-in fact all angel delight flavours... how many is that?
-cream
-ice cream
-squirty cream
-margarine
-treacle
-golden syrup


er... and I get that far and my mind goes blank! So help me!

Thanks in advance here's a pic for your trouble

[messyamature]

macaroni cheese, trifle, rice crispies, weetabix, just to add a few. me would also be an option if you wanted to try it oneday lol xxx

[Candy Custard]

hmmmm... trifle may be good but im in a ' no bits' mood... possibly weetabix gone all soggy and runny, hmmm

[Mike Nomic]

How many flavours of jam or (non-bitty) marmalade are there you can use; not forgetting lemon curd and chocolate spread? Then there's blancmange (in various colours/flavours) and semolina and (English) jelly, again in a variety of flavours.

Does trifle count as one or more than one due to its different ingredients? ... and no hundreds and thousands, remember it's a 'no-bits' session. I'll still lay a quid to a pinch of Chinese excrement that Candy gets her bits out at some point in this marathon bash.

Mike.

[VDM27]

Marmalade!

[NX]

If it is not just edible how about a 28 Shaving Foam Pie salute!

NX

[Candy Custard]

Mike, yes some great ideas there - trifle would count as one thing and I see you know me too well already - no bits apart from my bits

hundreds and thousands I would quite like actually I think

AND NX yesssssss great idea for the finale 28 shaving foam pies

keep em comin guys xxx

[Beatrice]

some of Bea's magical gunge!! turns you from looking great into a mess in seconds!!

[CustardBloke]

how about

Chocolate

Gravy

Yogurt (any Favour)

Beans

Custard

Tomoto topping

[easy_as_]

Philidelphia !

it's funny really coz I was only thinking of the classic adverts this afternoon so I suppose I should offer it as an option ! Sorry Candy !

Still I'll try to link an ad from You Tube when I have more time !

" Lovely ! " as the blonde office bimbo type would trill !

[Candy Custard]

ok so.....

starting with birthday cake sitting, then...

1) custard
2) jam
3) angel delight (strawberry)
4) angel delight (chocolate)
5) angel delight (butterscotch)
6) angel delight (banana)
7) cream
8 ) ice cream
9) squirty cream
10) margarine
11) black treacle
12) golden syrup
13) trifle
14) hundreds and thousands
15) marmalade
16) chocolate batter
17) beans
18 ) strawberry sauce
19) chocolate sauce
20) flour
21) weetabix
22) toffee sauce
23) tomato soup
24) gravy
25) lemon curd
26) condensed milk
27) chocolate spread
28 ) eggs

and for the finale, 28 shaving foam pies chucked at me

that ought to do it

[Candy Custard]

oooh sorry easy, cross posted there, hmmmm philadelphia yes, 'lovely' lol

I might revise that list. think I fancy yogurt as well instead of the tomato soup. and substitute gravy for philadelphia

[Mike Nomic]

STREWTH!!! or STARVE THE LIZARDS (for our Antipodean members).

It sounds as though the forum members will need to do a whip-round so that Dyno-rod are on standby, and to cover the skip hire for the clean-up after a session like that.

The best alternative I can offer is (at least) 28 inches of outdoor mud LITY, WTWGW. Roll on the (real) summer.

Mike.

[alext]

The best alternative I can offer is (at least) 28 inches of outdoor mud LITY, WTWGW. Roll on the (real) summer.

Mike.

Might I suggest a two day, Mud N' Mess celebration?



Looking forward to seeing the pics CC! My birthday is on the 11th, alas I don't have the time off to do a proper wam session anytime soon. Besides, if I were wanting to see pics, I'd rather see yours than mine

[Blue Jelly Balls]

I dunno i just REALLY like that pic