What's the messiest you've ever been?

View · by **Hayley** » 08 Jun 2006, 19:36

Almost everything we do is my idea! And yes, having seen him sweep the chimney a couple of times, I thought soot would make a good 'topping' after something else black (like treacle). It don't half make you cough though!

I think we were a bit pissed at the time (hence not giving a shit about the conequences) but I'd thought about it whilst sober too and been excited for ages (the only advantage to travelling a lot for work is hours and hours of fantasy time!).

As I recall it was a white cotton suit that copped it - and a lot of paint too. Perhaps it was the dreaded Princess's set on Channel Free that inspired it! But I wanted something more gross! And got it.

Fear not, guys, the full story of my extreme behaviour and dreams will be on the forum. Either here or in a story area. Be prepared to be shocked!

Hayley

View · by **Otif** » 08 Jun 2006, 19:41

Well I guess I'm vanilla whammer... I would simply prefer splutting pie after pie in your pretty face and hair.

I'm simple.

View · by **mhalver** » 08 Jun 2006, 19:49

Hayley wrote:Fear not, guys, the full story of my extreme behaviour and dreams will be on the forum. Either here or in a story area. Be prepared to be shocked!

Hayley

Very eagerly awaiting it

View · by **muckypup** » 08 Jun 2006, 19:57

mhalver wrote:
Hayley wrote:Fear not, guys, the full story of my extreme behaviour and dreams will be on the forum. Either here or in a story area. Be prepared to be shocked!

Hayley

Very eagerly awaiting it

I'll second that

View · by **Spinynorman and Frilly** » 08 Jun 2006, 20:14

A bit of a belated comment but yes Hayley the pic is very sexy.

We did flour many many moons ago and couldn't go out for a couple of days!! Also have done lots of body and hair stuff with oil, margarine and butter. Great fun and much easier to clean.

Would love to try some of the more extreme stuff one day but probably won't!

View · by **mudbath** » 10 Jun 2006, 22:18

as with the rest of the crew can't wait to read about your exploits hayley, the more extreme the better for me.... loved the pic.

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View · by **Hayley** » 11 Jun 2006, 01:18

Fear not, my extreme stories will come as soon as I have a moment. Been a shit weekend so far, working all the time. Wish I could spend all day talking to you guys.

Hayley

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View · by **welshcakes** » 11 Jun 2006, 10:09

Sorry to hear you're having a shit weekend, Hayley. Next time you're feeling a bit down just think of me, a 6'2" athlete, bald with tattoos, wearing a French maid costume and being pied by a man in a dress. That should cheer you up. Works for me everytime.

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View · by **DecadentDoll** » 11 Jun 2006, 21:29

I'd love to go out and get drunk with you some night Welshcakes you really are a crackin fella.

Sorry to hear your weekend wasn't great Ms Hayley *massive hugs*

Hope your week turns out better

x x x

View · by **welshcakes** » 12 Jun 2006, 07:45

I'm from Swansea, GS, although I was actually born in Newcastle.
And sorry to disappoint you, DD, but I don't drink. However, I'd love to go out and get YOU drunk and bring you home for a party!

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 12 Jun 2006, 11:23

That's fine with me, mine's a jack n diet coke.. or a cider and black, depending how i'm feeling!

*gets on her party gear*

View · by **welshcakes** » 12 Jun 2006, 23:25

Of course, I'm talking about the kind of party that has jelly and blancmange and trifle and cakes. And party games. Ones that involve garment removel, hands and cleaning up afterwards. But you will have to wear a little pointy party hat.

What's the messiest you've ever been?

lol

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