So its valentines day and your birthday as well
Im very pleased you came out of your shell
To fill your pants with custard of yellow
Three cheers indeed what a jolly good fellow!
One short-sighted WAMmer, young Andy,
With a jar labelled 'ustard' felt randy;
But the stuff in his pants
Burned his 'nonchalance'
As the prefix of 'M' was not dandy...
It wasn't that long ago that I'd punch someone in the face when they pissed me off; now I just delete them from Facebook - that'll show the mother-fuckers...