What's the messiest you've ever been?

View · by **Sploshman** » 07 Jun 2006, 18:44

That's a v.sexy pic Hayley and you've only gone and made me now well horny after that write up too lol.

View · by **chantelle** » 07 Jun 2006, 19:08

Completely submerged in deep oozy custard like clay

aka Swamp thing when i surfaced hehe

View · by **muckypup** » 07 Jun 2006, 21:12

Hayley wrote:I know my tastes are extreme (you should hear my fantasies!) but I find it huge release from a stressful week.

We'd love to hear more of your fantasies

and oh to be that bottle...

View · by **chantelle** » 07 Jun 2006, 21:56

Hayley i used a mixture of flour and water several times, the second time i had real problems, lumps stuck in my hair which just would not wash or comb out, thought i would have to have my hair cut really short and started crying.

Dids went on the internet and came back with a solution (we hoped) and believe me incredible as it seems it worked.

ORDINARY (not the crunchy type) PEANUT BUTTER.

Just massage it into your hair, leave for about 15 mins then shampoo and it all came off.

I am told its something in the peanut butter oils that will disolve things like this including chewing gum.

Thats my lesson for today, :roll:

back to the baby bottle

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 07 Jun 2006, 22:09

Peanut Butter! So good to know, i got batter lumped in my hair once, i had to let it dry and keep brushing until i looked like Nikki Sixx... bad 80s hair ahoy.

Thanks for that, i had no idea. Although it was in an episode of the simpsons when LIsa got chewing gum in her hair, i didnt know if it was true or not.

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 07 Jun 2006, 22:09

Peanut Butter! So good to know, i got batter lumped in my hair once, i had to let it dry and keep brushing until i looked like Nikki Sixx... bad 80s hair ahoy.

Thanks for that, i had no idea. Although it was in an episode of the simpsons when LIsa got chewing gum in her hair, i didnt know if it was true or not.

View · by **mhalver** » 08 Jun 2006, 07:09

Peanut butter is great for wamming with anyways. And contrary to what people who haven't tried it tend to think, it actually washes off very easily. The water tends to "suck" the oil out of it, and what you are left with basically brushes off.

View · by **mhalver** » 08 Jun 2006, 07:13

Hayley, considering that my tastes run a bit to the extreme, what you described there is amazing. If there are any pictures of you with the soot around, I would really love to see those.

View · by **mhalver** » 08 Jun 2006, 07:17

Hayley wrote:My feature Don't Try This at Home has the details!
Hayley xxx

I assume that this was a feature from the magazine? Or is this on the site here somewhere?

View · by **Hayley** » 08 Jun 2006, 11:06

You see the forum is educational as well as entertaining!

Will try the peanut butter trick next time. I've wanted to try peanut butter anyway.

No, there are no pictures of the soot episode (though Bill's house has enough soot to do a thousand shoots - and it's free!). Trouble is that I like my mess sort of impromptu so photos are forgotten in the hysteria! Like I said it is a bit of a nightmare to get rid of, though mixed with cooking oil, it makes a fine black sludge (I'm always looking for black stuff!) which comes off easier.

Can't remember what I was wearing that time, but it would have been white. I like contrasting colours of clothes and mess - hence the chocolate on the nurse's uniform - which I'd been wearing in the pub that night, so it was nice and warm.

Yes, Don't Try This at Home is in one of the magazines. I'll find out which later, and will also tell you more of my extreme adventures! I'm not very PC when I'm horny, I warn you. Perhaps it might be better in the "reading area".

Hayley xxx

View · by **mhalver** » 08 Jun 2006, 17:58

Hayley wrote: I'll find out which later, and will also tell you more of my extreme adventures! I'm not very PC when I'm horny, I warn you. Perhaps it might be better in the "reading area".

Hayley xxx

Well, you've basically said that you want this to be more or less an anything goes forum.

Besides, you have me very intrigued now, and I'm eager to hear more.

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View · by **andy250** » 08 Jun 2006, 19:11

Still think the Hayley and soot moment is well horny...... Was this after the pub or had you eyed it up a couple of times when being round at Bills.... and thought F*** i want to get coverd in soot, and wearing white now that is hot....

Andy
(only got a gas fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

View · by **mhalver** » 08 Jun 2006, 19:30

I personally think Hayley should recreate the soot experience and get pics for us this time

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 08 Jun 2006, 19:34

GungeSlut wrote:Maybe you could pop it in the reading area so that it's always there and pop a link on the forum for all of us who you've made insanely curious.

Just a thought, but maybe you could all buy the back issue

I've got the magazine in question and it's definetely worth it

What's the messiest you've ever been?

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